"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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club pickup help please.

Megabf

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so i just gave up on my gf. im trying to erase all memories of her because hit hurts my heart to think of her. i took you guy's advice.:eek:
i read some of the dj bible and decided to follow it. it said what i did was right so im happy. i went to the club with my mom (she's a clubber, whoever weird that sounds) and decided i would give this dj stuff a go. my mom was naggin me to go find more chicks and move on so i did.

i walked up to this girl sitting alone with her arms crossed and turned on my ****y confident attitude. it went something like this i dont really remember

Me: hi

Her: what do you want?!...cutey lol

Me: oooh you scared me. you're like a witch....*****

Her: oh really? how cute

Me: ummm...wanna dance

Her:eek:k

so we dance and she did this weird butt thing where she rubbed her butt on my private area. i liked it so i just went with what she was doing.
after we danced i tried to get her tele number

Me: listen, i really like u and i want your number. can i have it so we can go out sometime?

Her: i have a bf. sorry but when i break up with him i'll look you up

Me: ok! i'll be waiting for you

she then ran off and started talking to some other guy. might have been her bf i dont know

i'm trying to become a studly social butterfly and get another gf. how can i do that better in the club. i think i'm off to a great start.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Poonani Maker

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You should have reframed her "I have a boyfriend" bull**** back to you being the prize in the interaction. This is a test.
 
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