"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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this is a thread for club game.

Being only 24 and only having numerous love affairs, I've actually never tried clubs. Howver my friend tells me it's full of nsa opportunities.

you: "are any of those guys your bf"
her: "nah"
you: "oh ok cuz I don't like getting into trouble...i mean i do sometimes but u know"
her: "yea no worries babez i don't have a bf. I'm drunk and my ***** is wet wanna come back to my place and have sex with me?"
you: "hellz yea"

you: "is he your bf"
her: "yea"
you: "here's my number"

20 mins later at closing

her: my bf is passed out and drunk"
you: lulz are u horny
her: yea
you: where u at
her: my place...he went to his house to take a cab
you: i so wanna come over right now
her: come in my ***** now babes
you: ok
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I would be afraid to put my penis in a girl that said those words to me lol
 
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Did this actually happened? if it did, sounds like a case of fool's mate. Whoever "you" is acted like an afc and she's just a slu7, even for night club standards.
 
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r0cky said:
Did this actually happened? if it did, sounds like a case of fool's mate. Whoever "you" is acted like an afc and she's just a slu7, even for night club standards.
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he's a troll. Best to just ignore him.

Actually, most people ignore him even when he isn't trolling.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Mantis Toboggan said:
he's a troll. Best to just ignore him.

Actually, most people ignore him even when he isn't trolling.
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I bet I get more daily PM's that you ha!

well like I said I've never even really been to a club...I mean like 3 or 5 times but that doesn't count.

just a hypothetical scenario.

what...did i just put in the best pick up line at the club? is that why you're hating?:crackup:
 
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