"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Club FR... SHOT DOWN... for the first time...

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
I dont get it...I grinded with this chick for 3 hours... and she didn't go home with me cuz her friend wasn't having fun. So all that JT/Usher dancing has gone to waste... wtf... how do you guys deal with these type of chicks? She was clearly interested in me... she got me in the club... we danced... wtf... I'm so lost right now... I ran my best game even though I was fucing drunk as hell... AHHHH I Hate when thsi happens... she left with her friend, middle of the night.
I had a similar situation I hooked a Betty out of her group and Grinded for awhile. She was putting my hands in naughty places and grinding me like nobodies business. I was tour back and I realized I looked like it. I went to the Bathroom and came back to see her friends pulling her out of the club. I went to the bar and she came back. She said her friends didn't want her to make a mistake with some drunken guy... ouch! I was hella Drunk and if things worked out that way I wouldn't have been proud of my performances. I got her # and told her I would call next time I was in her city.... didn't but might when I go back again.

I learned that I shouldn't get so tour back. IT seriously affects my game and my motor skills. lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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SO I spewed my guts for nothing? Garsh!
 
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