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Master Don Juan
Dude, I like your look.. it's really cool man..DJ HOSSIX said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Clothing...
- Thread starter Yourself
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Damn you dress well! I bet your a male-model. I think that's too professional looking for highschool tho, it might work for college or parties. But ya stay away from dressing like abercrombie models since EVERYONE is dressing like them right now. I'm not saying dress weird like a nerd but dress more like guys on FHM or Maxim and be different, I personally wear everything except Emo, Goth, and Rapper look. Do buy ALL WHITE shoes from Puma, Adidas, K-Swiss since it'll match with almost everything you wear. Don't wear basketball, running, or tennis shoes to school since they're for basketball, running and tennis.DJ HOSSIX said:
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Master Don Juan
Oh hell yeah bro. I see we have the same good taste in footwear!PeterNorthisawesome said:
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Master Don Juan
- Joined
- May 14, 2005
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Hey, Bahram, got any non-Middle Eastern friends? Lol, unidimensional myspace.
Nice style though. I personally don't care what I look like, girls aren't important enough for me to change my fashion. Maybe, once I find myself a job (finally old enough) and make some money, it'll make it easier to ameliorate my look.
Nice style though. I personally don't care what I look like, girls aren't important enough for me to change my fashion. Maybe, once I find myself a job (finally old enough) and make some money, it'll make it easier to ameliorate my look.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
what the hell DJ Hossix? Why did you post a profile that isnt you? I tried to add this Bharam guy on my friends list and told him I was from SS and he said the only discussion board he goes to has to do with cars..you're a f*cking loser
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Wow, now the tool bag newbs here are posting other peoples myspace so they can appear to be cool...fagsDimebag_Darrell said:
Dimebag_Darrell said:
calm the fvck down newb. All because im on SS doesnt mean im gonna be your friend. Just because your a member on this site doesnt mean im gonna add you and have you write dumba$$ comments like "hey ill talk to YOU on SS 2day". Fag get a life and get laid. As of the others who are talkin out of their a$$ i just posted my site to help ppl get an idea of how to dress. If you think its not me fine, good itll keep you from writing stupid messages like dimebag and having me reject you.
Other than that, those who appreciated my style, thanks, hope it helps you get an idea.
B Out
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
you really hurt my feelings. You know I really thought you were being genuine on your reply on Myspace. You told me you were willing to try new things man just like I was. Darn it, I guess I won't be getting Osama's email address anytime soon..
If you want to reject me its ok. I've done enough approaches to where rejections are all....a blur. One more NO to an inevitable YES
If you want to reject me its ok. I've done enough approaches to where rejections are all....a blur. One more NO to an inevitable YES
This is the reason i denyd you, dimebag i hope all your 1501 posts arent this stupid and useless. Most people in here are here for self improvement, you...your just in here to post dumba$$ things and get your useless title as "master don juan". Ive read your shvt, i believe ide be more intrueged if i watched a sack of hay. And as for osamas address im sure if you look through ur smelly-ranted trailer and find your guide on how to be a dumba$$ hick for the retarded youll find his address posted next to all the others that youve supported through out the years.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
ok on a serious note. With every single word you type you keep convincing me more and more that it isnt you. Here's two reasons. One, why is it that you're being an ass ventriloquist on the forums while on Myspace your messages went something like this:
Oh ok... Yah people use my pics around for some reason... I dont care that they do but when they say its them it pisses me off... Thanks bro, no worries
Whats the So Suave forums bro ?? Im not on any forums except one car one...
Why are you being so outraged over calling BULLSH*T on you Hossex?
In my opinion, the Baram on Myspace does not look like the type of guy who is going to be dissing a high school kid on a internet discussion forum site at 11 o clock at night.
Dj Hossix, you either arent' Barram and if you are then I suggest you make an appointment with a Psychiatric clinic and get your head checked.
I'm going to now go find a "guide book on being a Hick retard volume one" which is supposedly located somewhere in a smelly trailer than you gave to me. Well, just tell me where to find this trailer and getting the book should be a piece of cake
Oh ok... Yah people use my pics around for some reason... I dont care that they do but when they say its them it pisses me off... Thanks bro, no worries
Whats the So Suave forums bro ?? Im not on any forums except one car one...
Why are you being so outraged over calling BULLSH*T on you Hossex?
In my opinion, the Baram on Myspace does not look like the type of guy who is going to be dissing a high school kid on a internet discussion forum site at 11 o clock at night.
Dj Hossix, you either arent' Barram and if you are then I suggest you make an appointment with a Psychiatric clinic and get your head checked.
I'm going to now go find a "guide book on being a Hick retard volume one" which is supposedly located somewhere in a smelly trailer than you gave to me. Well, just tell me where to find this trailer and getting the book should be a piece of cake
hahahahahahahahaha^^^^^
why are you making stuff up, i never wrote you that.
i think you need the psychiattric clinic.
As for this is my last post debating over nonesence with you, these posts are meant to help ppl.
If you want ill add you and well call it truse.
why are you making stuff up, i never wrote you that.
i think you need the psychiattric clinic.
As for this is my last post debating over nonesence with you, these posts are meant to help ppl.
If you want ill add you and well call it truse.
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
but I never even pushed the Add to Friends button at any time.
Thanks for the supposed opportunity but I'll pass...You totally proved to me that you're not Barain because I have solid proof but anyways, this is getting somewhat childish so I'll leave at this " ****ETH THYNE SELF"
Thanks for the supposed opportunity but I'll pass...You totally proved to me that you're not Barain because I have solid proof but anyways, this is getting somewhat childish so I'll leave at this " ****ETH THYNE SELF"
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Master Don Juan
I don't think Bahram is DJ HOSSIX... DJ HOSSIX created a thread about how he has hairloss. The Bahram guy on myspace doesn't have hairloss of any sort. Oh well, none the less, I like the style of the dude on myspace. It's really cool. Kinda inspired me to do more to spiffy up my appearance.
I really don't care if Bahram is DJ HOSSIX, all I know is.. I like the dudes style.
I really don't care if Bahram is DJ HOSSIX, all I know is.. I like the dudes style.
http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6858/bahram4uh.png
DJ HOSSIX, you are obviously VERY insecure about how you look that you will pretend to be someone else online ?!?!?!?!?
:crackup: Apart from the childish posts of yours it's obviousl your not him anyway. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Unbelievable
DJ HOSSIX, you are obviously VERY insecure about how you look that you will pretend to be someone else online ?!?!?!?!?
:crackup: Apart from the childish posts of yours it's obviousl your not him anyway. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Unbelievable
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Master Don Juan
Well, that clears up any doubts lol... Thanks BellboyBellBoy said:http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6858/bahram4uh.png
DJ HOSSIX, you are obviously VERY insecure about how you look that you will pretend to be someone else online ?!?!?!?!?
:crackup: Apart from the childish posts of yours it's obviousl your not him anyway. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Unbelievable
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Master Don Juan
DJ Hossix is a moron.. Where are the mods?
PLEASE ban this idiot !
this guy has been causing many problems for me and now he comes onto an e-suave site and claims to be other ppl.
I am dj hosseIX. This guy whose using the name dj hossix had hacked into my myspace account and got a hold of many things. Hes been f*cking around a lot using my name and pics for idiotic sh*t.
Apparently now he is using my Name and Posting Others pics on this site.
Have him banned
Again I appreciate those who found my new page on myspace and messaged me about this imposter.
mucho appreciated
this guy has been causing many problems for me and now he comes onto an e-suave site and claims to be other ppl.
I am dj hosseIX. This guy whose using the name dj hossix had hacked into my myspace account and got a hold of many things. Hes been f*cking around a lot using my name and pics for idiotic sh*t.
Apparently now he is using my Name and Posting Others pics on this site.
Have him banned
Again I appreciate those who found my new page on myspace and messaged me about this imposter.
mucho appreciated
Dimebag_Darrell
Banned
Slayer
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.