OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Dude, I like your look.. it's really cool man..DJ HOSSIX said:
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Dude, I like your look.. it's really cool man..DJ HOSSIX said:
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Damn you dress well! I bet your a male-model. I think that's too professional looking for highschool tho, it might work for college or parties. But ya stay away from dressing like abercrombie models since EVERYONE is dressing like them right now. I'm not saying dress weird like a nerd but dress more like guys on FHM or Maxim and be different, I personally wear everything except Emo, Goth, and Rapper look. Do buy ALL WHITE shoes from Puma, Adidas, K-Swiss since it'll match with almost everything you wear. Don't wear basketball, running, or tennis shoes to school since they're for basketball, running and tennis.DJ HOSSIX said:
Oh hell yeah bro. I see we have the same good taste in footwear!PeterNorthisawesome said:Do buy ALL WHITE shoes from Puma, Adidas, K-Swiss since it'll match with almost everything you wear. Don't wear basketball, running, or tennis shoes to school since they're for basketball, running and tennis.
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Wow, now the tool bag newbs here are posting other peoples myspace so they can appear to be cool...fagsDimebag_Darrell said:what the hell DJ Hossix? Why did you post a profile that isnt you? I tried to add this Bharam guy on my friends list and told him I was from SS and he said the only discussion board he goes to has to do with cars..you're a f*cking loser
Dimebag_Darrell said:what the hell DJ Hossix? Why did you post a profile that isnt you? I tried to add this Bharam guy on my friends list and told him I was from SS and he said the only discussion board he goes to has to do with cars..you're a f*cking loser
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Well, that clears up any doubts lol... Thanks BellboyBellBoy said:http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6858/bahram4uh.png
DJ HOSSIX, you are obviously VERY insecure about how you look that you will pretend to be someone else online ?!?!?!?!?![]()
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:crackup: Apart from the childish posts of yours it's obviousl your not him anyway. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Unbelievable
DJ HOSSIX said:calm the fvck down newb. All because im on SS doesnt mean im gonna be your friend. Just because your a member on this site doesnt mean im gonna add you and have you write dumba$$ comments like "hey ill talk to YOU on SS 2day". Fag get a life and get laid. As of the others who are talkin out of their a$$ i just posted my site to help ppl get an idea of how to dress. If you think its not me fine, good itll keep you from writing stupid messages like dimebag and having me reject you.
Other than that, those who appreciated my style, thanks, hope it helps you get an idea.
B Out
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.