"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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who has seen this movie is it good? my firends tell me its ****ing hilaroius! what do u guys think
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Very hilarious and has a great story to it.
 

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is the same chick in it that sucked 37 guys before him?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She is not in it.

I loved the movie. ****ing hilarious.

Even better for my friends and I because the whole thing is filmed within 10 minutes of where we live. There's a lot of little things that none of you would get because of that.
 

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BacardiGuy said:
She is not in it.

I loved the movie. ****ing hilarious.

Even better for my friends and I because the whole thing is filmed within 10 minutes of where we live. There's a lot of little things that none of you would get because of that.
Such as?
 

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Things you wouldn't get in terms of appreciation I should say. There's nothing that you'd really miss out on otherwise.

But to answer the question, most memorably the whole conversation about Brookdale college while they were in the prison cell.

It's a community college here where everyone who did jack**** in highschool goes; a lot of people take criminology, which is famous as a BS course for easy credit.

Then in the opening when they are driving, they show sights from a local highway but some are out of order in terms of how you'd actually see them while driving. Later on in the go-kart scene they are at the Keansburg boardwalk which is a notorious ****hole.

It was just cool watching the movie and being able to point out that you were at that place a day ago, or being able to relate to all the **** about jersey.
 
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