BuryYourDead
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who has seen this movie is it good? my firends tell me its ****ing hilaroius! what do u guys think
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Clerks II
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
The Living Legend
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It is.
MightyMate
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I know that 1st part sucked big time.
penkitten
Master Don Juan
is the same chick in it that sucked 37 guys before him?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
She is not in it.
I loved the movie. ****ing hilarious.
Even better for my friends and I because the whole thing is filmed within 10 minutes of where we live. There's a lot of little things that none of you would get because of that.
I loved the movie. ****ing hilarious.
Even better for my friends and I because the whole thing is filmed within 10 minutes of where we live. There's a lot of little things that none of you would get because of that.
drummer
Senior Don Juan
It is AWESOME!!!
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Such as?BacardiGuy said:
BacardiGuy
Senior Don Juan
Things you wouldn't get in terms of appreciation I should say. There's nothing that you'd really miss out on otherwise.
But to answer the question, most memorably the whole conversation about Brookdale college while they were in the prison cell.
It's a community college here where everyone who did jack**** in highschool goes; a lot of people take criminology, which is famous as a BS course for easy credit.
Then in the opening when they are driving, they show sights from a local highway but some are out of order in terms of how you'd actually see them while driving. Later on in the go-kart scene they are at the Keansburg boardwalk which is a notorious ****hole.
It was just cool watching the movie and being able to point out that you were at that place a day ago, or being able to relate to all the **** about jersey.
But to answer the question, most memorably the whole conversation about Brookdale college while they were in the prison cell.
It's a community college here where everyone who did jack**** in highschool goes; a lot of people take criminology, which is famous as a BS course for easy credit.
Then in the opening when they are driving, they show sights from a local highway but some are out of order in terms of how you'd actually see them while driving. Later on in the go-kart scene they are at the Keansburg boardwalk which is a notorious ****hole.
It was just cool watching the movie and being able to point out that you were at that place a day ago, or being able to relate to all the **** about jersey.