"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Chump invests in very risky stocks so he could get his girlfriend back

MatureDJ

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https://www.reddit.com/r/GMEbagholdersclub/comments/lnlcm8
I lost a lot as well mate! Won't lie, I was already extremely emotional as my girlfriend had just left me as well.. I went all in because I had this stupid feeling that if I made life changing money I might of got my girlfriend back (I know it sounds ridiculous but I genuinely wasn't thinking straight ) anyway I lost a sh!tload of my portfolio ...
my opinion: Only a Beta chump would do this; an alpha doesn't need to make a killing the stock market to get the panties off.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dude the Game Stop ship has sailed. So has the ex GF. He looks weak and fvvking pathetic. Loser.
 

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For me doing good in stocks = less interest in talking to girls as the high I have from making money outweigh any convo's I may have with girls. I just started catching up on all my convos just yesterday due to a down market. LOL
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My beta leftard friend lost over 100k on that deal trying to impress his ex-wife. :rofl:
 
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