"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Bonhomme

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Bloody right, it's mean to be asking someone to drop what they're doing to go be your personal chauffeur. The nerve of some people ... :rolleyes:

I mean, it's one thing if they have a flat tire, or something (i.e., an emergency), but just asking you unexpectedly out of the blue to take them to the mall, or something ... :rolleyes:
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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iqqi

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Bonhomme said:
I mean, it's one thing if they have a flat tire, or something (i.e., an emergency), but just asking you unexpectedly out of the blue to take them to the mall, or something ... :rolleyes:
Hahaha, but you'd do it if you REALLY liked them. See. That is the key difference. ;) :D
 

Bonhomme

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Jump start their car or help them in an emergency, hell yes. Interrupt what I'm doing to drive them to the mall, no... no matter how much I really, really liked them.

I mean, would I ask such a thing of them? NFW.

It's very simple: if I feel like I'm being "jerked around," it's a no-go, and my interest level in the woman drops. She's failing my test. It is a 2-way street, you know. :D
 
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