"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

Christy Canyon

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55
Anyone else think think the pornstar Christy Canyon was really sexy? I'm not saying she's the most beautiful but something about those big tits, curvy body and hairy bush and ample pvssy lips that was sexy lol. I'm into brunets and don't like shaved pvssy much anyway. Maybe it was the fact that I was entering adolescence when she was a star. She was sort of raunchy sexy but not skanky looking like most porn girls are.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

MaddXMan

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Apr 25, 2005
Messages
439
Reaction score
14
100% agree - I remember seeing her a lot in my dad's stash of porn magazines back in the day.

Trying to recall other 80's porn starlets and am drawing a blank - time to put the power of the internetz to work!
 

KontrollerX

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 11, 2005
Messages
4,476
Reaction score
182
Wow, I just looked her up and in the vid I watched Ron Jeremy was actually skinny!!!

LOL, it must of been a long time ago but anyway he really tore that ass up.

Yeah she was hot.

Definitely has a MILF type look about her.
 

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55
MaddXMan said:
100% agree - I remember seeing her a lot in my dad's stash of porn magazines back in the day.

Trying to recall other 80's porn starlets and am drawing a blank - time to put the power of the internetz to work!
That's what I'm talking about. She's close to my type and she was probably one of the first notable porn girls i saw in adolescence. I haven't seen much porn but she about the only one that stands out in my mind.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55
KontrollerX said:
Wow, I just looked her up and in the vid I watched Ron Jeremy was actually skinny!!!

LOL, it must of been a long time ago but anyway he really tore that ass up.

Yeah she was hot.

Definitely has a MILF type look about her.
I'm not a Milf fan per se but she definitely has that I don't know girl-next-door/sexy housewife look. I read that she got started when she was 18 and didn't have much sexual experience and she had sex with the performers off camera.. I'm thinking these porn guys have it made, having sex with these hot, sexy young women and making lots of money.
 

Interceptor

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 25, 2007
Messages
2,609
Reaction score
135
Location
Florida
Christy Canyon fan right here, bro.
:up:
 

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55
Interceptor said:
Christy Canyon fan right here, bro.
:up:
Cool all us 30-40 y.o. guys know she had it going on :cheer:. I would've tore up her ample pvssy lips given the chance lol.
 

bigjohnson

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 6, 2007
Messages
2,438
Reaction score
38
Had to look her up, not my type. Hanging sacks of meat? Nadia Nyce is more the build I like.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

Read more...

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55
bigjohnson said:
Had to look her up, not my type. Hanging sacks of meat? Nadia Nyce is more the build I like.
Well Christy Canyon has DD, and I'm not a big boob guy but I think they look good for their size, especially considering her trim waist. I looked up Nadia Nyce and she's sexy, a little skinner and darker than my idea. She's not nearly as big as a star as CC but this is all about personal preference anyway.
 
Last edited:

decades

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 3, 2004
Messages
1,223
Reaction score
35
Location
sf ca
you know finally we are getting into a topic that has real universal meaning for most guys. yes she was "girl next door" hot. but don't take Christy back home to meet mom and dad. :nervous: one of the great things about life is that once in a while you see a chick that has skinny arms with double Ds.
 

MacAvoy

Banned
Joined
May 10, 2003
Messages
2,940
Reaction score
35
Location
Northern Ontario
I'm a big boob guy and I mean big. I'm all about the boobs and her's didn't do anything for me. I think your all just being nastalgic about someone that came along at an imperative time in your development.

I'm all about the old porn but she wasn't anything special.
 

romangod

Master Don Juan
Joined
Sep 20, 2004
Messages
1,067
Reaction score
49
Location
Canada
No body can compare to Tracie Lords.


Cheers!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

Read more...

LoneSilver

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 27, 2005
Messages
880
Reaction score
7
Location
In The South
I have never been into big breasted women.. I just love a smaller breasted woman not saying flat but she has to have a nice firm ass as well.

LoneSilver
 

ketostix

Banned
Joined
Feb 10, 2005
Messages
3,871
Reaction score
55
MacAvoy said:
I'm a big boob guy and I mean big. I'm all about the boobs and her's didn't do anything for me. I think your all just being nastalgic about someone that came along at an imperative time in your development.

I'm all about the old porn but she wasn't anything special.
Right I'm being nastalgic but she wasn't the only pornstar in the late 80's, so I think she was a little special. I don't really get how 36DD 24 36 5'7 130 doesn't do anything for a boob guy though. What do you like Mac?

Finally ran into the 10 post rule...

No body can compare to Tracie Lords.
I've never seen her. Did she make movies after she turned 18. They took a lot of her stuff down.
 

Mr.Positive

Master Don Juan
Joined
Feb 13, 2007
Messages
1,855
Reaction score
99
romangod said:
No body can compare to Tracie Lords.


Cheers!
Wow..I forgot about Tracie Lords.

Yes, nobody can compare. Good call Romangod!!
 

speakeasy

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 4, 2006
Messages
2,776
Reaction score
77
I'd never heard of her and looked her up on google images. There's this one big fully frontal nude pic that comes up with big sagging breasts. I don't think her face looks like much, but I still bang the sh*t out of her. Like someon said, she has that horny MILF look that drives me nuts. I could have plenty of fun with those saggy milk bags.
 
Last edited:

Ken785

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 2, 2004
Messages
1,910
Reaction score
22
Location
California
Mr.Positive said:
Wow..I forgot about Tracie Lords.

Yes, nobody can compare. Good call Romangod!!
Wasnt that the pornstar that was really 15 years old??? Sick pervs.

Christy Canyon was hot, but i dont like the porn with the puffy hair and bad camera quality of the early 90s.

I prefer the much clearer camera quality they have today and the hot new make up and hair styles.

Audrey Bitoni does it for me! :eek:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Top