"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Christy Canyon

ketostix

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Thanks for the porn clips. I watched two of them with Christy and Gianna. I respect your opinion but I disagree. I wouldn't say Christy has the greatest DD but the thing is she looks more feminine, a more porportionate hour glass figure and like I said girl next door look. I'm not really into the newer stuff with the skanky looking and acting women, the tatoos and the spitting and all.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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speakeasy

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ketostix said:
I'm not really into the newer stuff with the skanky looking and acting women, the tatoos and the spitting and all.
I agree, what's with all the spitting in porn these days. Like watching a long viscous string of droll hanging out a girl's mouth is sexy. I find it disgusting.
 

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You guys should look up Teagan Presley and Sunny Lane.

:woo:

Maybe it's the young guy in me talking but I just can't get over the HAIR of 70s/80s pornstars. I mean, my god, why didn't they just use hair gel or shoot lots of shower scenes? :confused: Nice body and face aside, I just couldn't picture myself wanking it to somebody with an AFRO!
 

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The Bat said:
Maybe it's the young guy in me talking but I just can't get over the HAIR of 70s/80s pornstars. I mean, my god, why didn't they just use hair gel or shoot lots of shower scenes? :confused: Nice body and face aside, I just couldn't picture myself wanking it to somebody with an AFRO!

Funny, i dig the 80's busty porn stars with the hairsprayed big hair and huge cleavage...CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT :crazy: :D
 

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Like speakeasy said, I found her tits to be too saggy. Maybe it was just the vid that I watched but that was the impression I got.

I like nice round ones, my last ex who had 36DD's, were perfect. I've also got a fondness (mild understatement) for Anna Nicole Smith's breats even though they could be classified in the same as Canyon but the way she was shot in her movies, didn't make them look that way. Its all about position & camera angles.

Someone also put me onto Audrey Bitoni, look her up on eskimotube, its a great site.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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