"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Christmas music that doesn't suck

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I hate christmas music with a passion, it sends me into fits of rage, I turn green get really bigh and destroy things (not literally). With that being said I heard the duet with the Hives and Cyndi Lauper "A Christmas Duel"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My5Bzf0PQhc

Also have a few christmas songs by The Fall. Ideally I want to have a good playlist built up so I can enjoy christmas without the crap music. Any other suggestions?
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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My biggest problem with most Christmas music is that it's too mediocre. Who needs to hear people like Anne Murray, Billy Joel, Michael Bolton, and Bryan Adams all sing awful pop renditions of White Christmas?

I like anything with some kind of style to it. I enjoy the hell out of Elvis's Christmas music. I also enjoy the Boney M Christmas album. I swear those are the only two Christmas albums I genuinely enjoy. Oh yeah, and the Peanuts Christmas music is good too. Other than that, the rest of it is pretty much a waste.
 
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I enjoy Christmas music. Brings back so many memories.

Check out Pearl Jam's cover of Stevie Wonder's "Some Day At Christmas" . . its awesome.
 
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I found one here for the nerd in all of us "I'm Gonna Spend Christmas With A Dalek" by The Go-Go's (the original 60's band, not the one from the 80's). Gotta love Dr. Who. lol
 
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"A Charlie Brown Christmas" is classic. A lot of smooth jazz in there.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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The Dramatics Christmas CD is pretty pimp. Turn down the lights and get the lady under the glow of the Cristmas tree for some hot lovin'.

Also I heard a review (on the news) of what sounded like a lounge style Christmas cd. I think it was Tony Bennet. It sounded real groovy.
 
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