"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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This guy must have incredible game:
http://www.lasvegasroundtheclock.com/images/christina-aguilera_jordan_bratman_9.jpg
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He's not rich either. I could understand the K-Fed thing, but I just don't get how this guy pulled this off. He looks like the definition of ugly.

Someone please explain?

Seriously, just looking at the pictures makes me laugh out loud. LOL. What the ... is going on? I just had to post this, it's just too bizarre. The guy looks like a bleached gorilla. Even if beauty is subjective, I doubt many women would call that guy hot.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Who cares? She looks like a horse and tastes like salty garbage apparently.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Actually hes a record exec or something.
 
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I'm not hating him, I'm just totally in awe. He's not record executive either. I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he's just a marketer for music artists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Bratman (his whole Wiki entry is just two short paragraphs).

I guess I am a little superficial, but come on, that guy looks like a lucky fan or something, in all the pictures. He doesn't even look confident, with his shoulders slouched like that. Just seemed really odd. It does give some motivation though. He must have quite a personality.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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This guy must have incredible game:
http://www.lasvegasroundtheclock.com/images/christina-aguilera_jordan_bratman_9.jpg
http://vivre-en-normandie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/christina_aguilera_et_jordan_dratman.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/23_2007/070608-xtina.jpg

He's not rich either. I could understand the K-Fed thing, but I just don't get how this guy pulled this off. He looks like the definition of ugly.

Someone please explain?

Seriously, just looking at the pictures makes me laugh out loud. LOL. What the ... is going on? I just had to post this, it's just too bizarre. The guy looks like a bleached gorilla. Even if beauty is subjective, I doubt many women would call that guy hot.
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He is probably more in the average range...like a 4-5. I don't know if I would call the guy ugly. Then again, I am generous and only reserve "the ugly label" for very few people.
 
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Come to think about it, when it comes to haters you are in a no win situation. There will be guys who hate you because you are good looking and have a good looking chick and there will be guys who hate you because they don't believe you are good looking enough to be with a hot chick.

Down with the haters. Good for Mr. Bratman.

BTW, take all of the makeup off of her and she probably looks like ****. You can tell, she needs alot of makeup to look good.
 
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His intentional stubble does not hide that nasty double chin.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Damn, no wonder nobody on here actually leaves for places like Ukraine!! You boys are clueless. Totally. The dude is a jewish music executive. I am sure he is very wealthy and has all the right contacts. Remember, the people who make the serious money in music are not the performers. They usually are idiots and get screwed. The people who make the big money are guys like that dude. I say that she got really lucky. He is a better catch than she will ever be. Props to her for getting such a winner in life.
 
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Haven't you ever noticed that some extremely attractive woman sometimes goes for the ugly guy. Reason why is because they have had the good looking guys and are tired of the lame personalities most have. Not always true though. Sometimes they just want a smart or sweet guy instead of players. Look at this couple
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...g.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Rushdie, Salman
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Ugliest woman I have ever seen in that pic! Like a martian. That is a very famous author. Dude should get better.
 
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The Sperminator said:
Haven't you ever noticed that some extremely attractive woman sometimes goes for the ugly guy. Reason why is because they have had the good looking guys and are tired of the lame personalities most have. Not always true though. Sometimes they just want a smart or sweet guy instead of players. Look at this couple
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...g.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Rushdie, Salman
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Salman Rushdie - Salman is a perverted deviant homo - thus his hatred for Islam!!!

Christina is a hor and not good looking!! The Matrix has you young fvcks!!!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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