"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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This guy must have incredible game:
http://www.lasvegasroundtheclock.com/images/christina-aguilera_jordan_bratman_9.jpg
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He's not rich either. I could understand the K-Fed thing, but I just don't get how this guy pulled this off. He looks like the definition of ugly.

Someone please explain?

Seriously, just looking at the pictures makes me laugh out loud. LOL. What the ... is going on? I just had to post this, it's just too bizarre. The guy looks like a bleached gorilla. Even if beauty is subjective, I doubt many women would call that guy hot.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Who cares? She looks like a horse and tastes like salty garbage apparently.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Actually hes a record exec or something.
 
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I'm not hating him, I'm just totally in awe. He's not record executive either. I looked him up on Wikipedia. Apparently he's just a marketer for music artists: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jordan_Bratman (his whole Wiki entry is just two short paragraphs).

I guess I am a little superficial, but come on, that guy looks like a lucky fan or something, in all the pictures. He doesn't even look confident, with his shoulders slouched like that. Just seemed really odd. It does give some motivation though. He must have quite a personality.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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This guy must have incredible game:
http://www.lasvegasroundtheclock.com/images/christina-aguilera_jordan_bratman_9.jpg
http://vivre-en-normandie.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/christina_aguilera_et_jordan_dratman.jpg
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/0/88/23_2007/070608-xtina.jpg

He's not rich either. I could understand the K-Fed thing, but I just don't get how this guy pulled this off. He looks like the definition of ugly.

Someone please explain?

Seriously, just looking at the pictures makes me laugh out loud. LOL. What the ... is going on? I just had to post this, it's just too bizarre. The guy looks like a bleached gorilla. Even if beauty is subjective, I doubt many women would call that guy hot.
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He is probably more in the average range...like a 4-5. I don't know if I would call the guy ugly. Then again, I am generous and only reserve "the ugly label" for very few people.
 
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Come to think about it, when it comes to haters you are in a no win situation. There will be guys who hate you because you are good looking and have a good looking chick and there will be guys who hate you because they don't believe you are good looking enough to be with a hot chick.

Down with the haters. Good for Mr. Bratman.

BTW, take all of the makeup off of her and she probably looks like ****. You can tell, she needs alot of makeup to look good.
 
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His intentional stubble does not hide that nasty double chin.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Damn, no wonder nobody on here actually leaves for places like Ukraine!! You boys are clueless. Totally. The dude is a jewish music executive. I am sure he is very wealthy and has all the right contacts. Remember, the people who make the serious money in music are not the performers. They usually are idiots and get screwed. The people who make the big money are guys like that dude. I say that she got really lucky. He is a better catch than she will ever be. Props to her for getting such a winner in life.
 
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Haven't you ever noticed that some extremely attractive woman sometimes goes for the ugly guy. Reason why is because they have had the good looking guys and are tired of the lame personalities most have. Not always true though. Sometimes they just want a smart or sweet guy instead of players. Look at this couple
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...g.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Rushdie, Salman
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Ugliest woman I have ever seen in that pic! Like a martian. That is a very famous author. Dude should get better.
 
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The Sperminator said:
Haven't you ever noticed that some extremely attractive woman sometimes goes for the ugly guy. Reason why is because they have had the good looking guys and are tired of the lame personalities most have. Not always true though. Sometimes they just want a smart or sweet guy instead of players. Look at this couple
http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz...g.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Rushdie, Salman
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Salman Rushdie - Salman is a perverted deviant homo - thus his hatred for Islam!!!

Christina is a hor and not good looking!! The Matrix has you young fvcks!!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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