"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Chicks with hot bodies but not so hot faces

ezio

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so you meet a girl with an amazing body, tits to ass ratio perfect. everything is just as you expect but her face is " not so hot". I'm all for the binary scale when it come to rating women as opposed to the 10 point rating most guys use. i prefer to rank a chick as a YES or a NO!! but in this case, her body is screaming YEAH but in the looks department its an emphatic HELL NO!!


*what i want find out from the guys here is would u still bang her?
*what are your criteria for deciding to **** a girl or not
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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zekko

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Really, if her body is that good, her face has to be pretty bad to mess it up.
 

Eternal_water

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Then for me she is a yes, you simple shut your eyes when kissing her and imagine its Karen Gillan or something.
 

loveshogun

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zekko said:
Really, if her body is that good, her face has to be pretty bad to mess it up.
Agreed. Also, if you have to ask yourself, it's a NO.

At least until you have maybe 5 more beers and haven't had sex for a few weeks.
 

MisterD

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she needs a face for me to be attracted to her in any way
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Pneuma

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Depends on you bro. I have standards...but I am a sucker for an great ass.
 

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Here we call those kind of chicks "shrimps" Toss out the head, and eat the body.


Yeah, I'd agree with the chick being reaaally ugly to mess her hot body up. It's still up to you. I'd go with Stifler's quote "Pvssy's pvssy"


I'd do chicks with huge tits and a flat stomach even if the chick is an average face-wise.
 

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The thing with banging ugly girls is that what if she gets pregnant and has it? Then you're stuck with a leather face baby mama. It's generally a good idea to only bang girls you deem passable because you never know whats gonna happen.
 

Lexington

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If it's just sex you want, a butter face works just fine. You're not going to be able to look at her face a whole lot when you're pressed up against her in bed anyway....
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Sofomore

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I am in the same dilemma, girls body is ROCKING but her teeth are kinda whack. Hopefully I get over it and put it in her a$$.
 

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I'm in a situation where there's a girl whose in to me with a HUGE ass and a 6/10 face... I'd bang her any day of the week but wouldn't go out with her
 

SoldMySoul

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The old moped theory: It would be fun to ride it, but you would not want your boys to see you riding it!!

How bad we talking the face is????
 

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Many of the girls who seem to be into me have really, really nice bodies (9-10) but average faces. Fooled around with a girl last night (weird story, might post it later) who has a gorgeous body but a little bit of a horse face (still cute, probably a 7 in face). I think it might have something to do with the fact that my face is extremely handsome. Sorta like standing up against nature for not giving them a flawless face. Maybe proving to themselves they can bed a guy with a really handsome face.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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When you meet a girl who is or is possibly a good prospect for a lay and she has an ugly face but hot body. IF it comes down to you knowing you are going to fvck her but can't get over her face...

You have to set your mind to think you are a hot stud who's been cast in a role for a porno for ugly girls with hot bodies video. And she is the 'actress' who's dying for you to fvck her. (Obviously without telling her. lol) Force yourself to think you can get better looking chicks anyway as your a 'porn God'.

Then when the time comes...fvck her brains out the best she's ever had. You just have to set your frame of mind and ignore the part you don't like about her features and focus soley on the parts you do while considering her 'lucky' to be getting some of what she's getting from you. (Without telling her of course..)


Or maybe you're afraid you may actually LIKE her after she's turned YOU out. Hmmmmmmm
 

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My mind says no but my boner says yes.
 

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I care more about her body anyway: I'd take a butterface with a nice body over a fatty with a pretty face any day of the week.
 

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From the movie, RoadHouse..Red Webster: "I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?"

Just don't marry them.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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