"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Chicks with hot bodies but not so hot faces

ezio

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so you meet a girl with an amazing body, tits to ass ratio perfect. everything is just as you expect but her face is " not so hot". I'm all for the binary scale when it come to rating women as opposed to the 10 point rating most guys use. i prefer to rank a chick as a YES or a NO!! but in this case, her body is screaming YEAH but in the looks department its an emphatic HELL NO!!


*what i want find out from the guys here is would u still bang her?
*what are your criteria for deciding to **** a girl or not
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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zekko

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Really, if her body is that good, her face has to be pretty bad to mess it up.
 

Eternal_water

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Then for me she is a yes, you simple shut your eyes when kissing her and imagine its Karen Gillan or something.
 

loveshogun

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zekko said:
Really, if her body is that good, her face has to be pretty bad to mess it up.
Agreed. Also, if you have to ask yourself, it's a NO.

At least until you have maybe 5 more beers and haven't had sex for a few weeks.
 

MisterD

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she needs a face for me to be attracted to her in any way
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Pneuma

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Depends on you bro. I have standards...but I am a sucker for an great ass.
 

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Here we call those kind of chicks "shrimps" Toss out the head, and eat the body.


Yeah, I'd agree with the chick being reaaally ugly to mess her hot body up. It's still up to you. I'd go with Stifler's quote "Pvssy's pvssy"


I'd do chicks with huge tits and a flat stomach even if the chick is an average face-wise.
 

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The thing with banging ugly girls is that what if she gets pregnant and has it? Then you're stuck with a leather face baby mama. It's generally a good idea to only bang girls you deem passable because you never know whats gonna happen.
 

Lexington

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If it's just sex you want, a butter face works just fine. You're not going to be able to look at her face a whole lot when you're pressed up against her in bed anyway....
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Sofomore

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I am in the same dilemma, girls body is ROCKING but her teeth are kinda whack. Hopefully I get over it and put it in her a$$.
 

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I'm in a situation where there's a girl whose in to me with a HUGE ass and a 6/10 face... I'd bang her any day of the week but wouldn't go out with her
 

SoldMySoul

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The old moped theory: It would be fun to ride it, but you would not want your boys to see you riding it!!

How bad we talking the face is????
 

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Many of the girls who seem to be into me have really, really nice bodies (9-10) but average faces. Fooled around with a girl last night (weird story, might post it later) who has a gorgeous body but a little bit of a horse face (still cute, probably a 7 in face). I think it might have something to do with the fact that my face is extremely handsome. Sorta like standing up against nature for not giving them a flawless face. Maybe proving to themselves they can bed a guy with a really handsome face.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Bumsniff

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When you meet a girl who is or is possibly a good prospect for a lay and she has an ugly face but hot body. IF it comes down to you knowing you are going to fvck her but can't get over her face...

You have to set your mind to think you are a hot stud who's been cast in a role for a porno for ugly girls with hot bodies video. And she is the 'actress' who's dying for you to fvck her. (Obviously without telling her. lol) Force yourself to think you can get better looking chicks anyway as your a 'porn God'.

Then when the time comes...fvck her brains out the best she's ever had. You just have to set your frame of mind and ignore the part you don't like about her features and focus soley on the parts you do while considering her 'lucky' to be getting some of what she's getting from you. (Without telling her of course..)


Or maybe you're afraid you may actually LIKE her after she's turned YOU out. Hmmmmmmm
 

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My mind says no but my boner says yes.
 

Zerro

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I care more about her body anyway: I'd take a butterface with a nice body over a fatty with a pretty face any day of the week.
 

Poonani Maker

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From the movie, RoadHouse..Red Webster: "I got married to an ugly woman. Don't ever do that. It just takes the energy right out of you. She left me, though. Found somebody even uglier than she was. That's life. Who can explain it?"

Just don't marry them.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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