"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Chicks who smoke pot
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
undesputable
Master Don Juan
sometimes weed makes me horny too, so i dont think theyre making it up when they say weed makes them horny....maybe some girls do use it as an excuse, but just bc some do it doesnt have to be true for every pothead chick.Originally posted by Shiftkey
I'm not so sure pot makes girls horny. I think it's more of an excuse to act as horny as they normally are without the slut label. Same thing with alcohol.
oh and **** yea pothead chicks are tight.... im currently looking for some hot chick that i can **** and smoke with anytime i want to....
Gears of Led Zep
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I'm confident I've got tight enough game to seal any deal, but I'd rather smoke with some girls and see what they act like, talk with them etc instead of just ****. Though I've got a funny feeling that most girls wouldn't want to do anything while high other than ****.
TheBucketOfTruth
Master Don Juan
I'll reiterate not seriously dating anyone who smokes every day, but nothing wrong with people who do it once in a while recreationally (rather than habitually).
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
Its a shytty feeling when you actually get cokblocked by a fvcking PLANT! lol, but its happened.