"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Ok, I haven't posted in awhile, been busy with stuff. Anyways, I've been kind of slacking off with my DJ skills, and I hope to start taking this more seriously from now on.

Today during a class of mine, we went to go watch people try out for this talent show bull****. Kind of boring. Anyways, I was sitting there, and these chicks call me over to sit with them. So I went over and sat with them, and being my dumbass self, I was kind of shy and stuff. I said of few things, one chick said her ass hurts (the floor was kind of hard and uncomfortable), which I should've responded with "I can rub it and make it feel better", and we watched this gay audition.

I think it's time I try the DJ Bootcamp, so that I know what to do in these situations, damn it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Vincent

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What's going on here?
 
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Originally posted by DogFashionDisco

I said of few things, one chick said her ass hurts (the floor was kind of hard and uncomfortable), which I should've responded with "I can rub it and make it feel better"
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i think "sit on my lap" would have been better.
 
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her: my ass hurts
ME: dont look at me, I havent even started pounding at it yet
 
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Originally posted by undesputable
her: my ass hurts
ME: dont look at me, I havent even started pounding at it yet
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NO, that would get u slapped, dummy.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by dadmonson
NO, that would get u slapped, dummy.
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HOPELESS.....afraid of getting slaped by a girl....you need some help.
 
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Who's afraid? And he's right, that would just scare her away if you've just met her.
 
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Originally posted by StrangeButTrue
Who's afraid? And he's right, that would just scare her away if you've just met her.
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no, not necessarily...:p
 
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