There's some girl that has a real vegence against me. I made some comment at 730 am in the morning about her mother being a housewife, and for a year and half now she's held a grudge against me. We have the same friends, and I got invited to a mutual friends birthday party. I got invited via facebook, and she's talking **** about me. I know at the party she's going to try and talk more smack. I don't know if to ignore her and laugh at her to make it seem like she's desperate to get my attention, or take it and then finally blow up on her not having her expect it. We're going to different colleges, and this will be the last time I speak to her. Plus, what's pissing me off is my boy is letting her talk this smack because she's a 9. He knows he could shut her down by calling her out, but he's picking a ho before a bro.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Chick won't get off my nuts
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