"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chick sitting next to you but ignoring you.

DonMEgaHoss

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This smoking little number from high school she just sexy as hell hb7.8 She was the typical 'popular chic' and so forth. Me, I was the loner/ semi-geek

Now that I been exercising and lifting and so forth Im near ripped and get girls shouting out comments about my looks. :rolleyes:

Like the mirror version of guys that yell stuff out when driving at babes on the street.

She was pretty friendly when I recently got reaquinted then like a week later she comes by sits DIRECTLY beside me. My AFC friend got up for her to have a seat lol..

Its just that I said, ' Hey, whats up?!" In a friendly voice.. COMPLETELY IGNORGED my words at all. But she is so smoking and she's doesnt seem to be the insecure type. :rock: Just got my noodle cooking..
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Mission

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Are you sure she even heard you. I don't often know someone to completly ignore you for no reason. She didn't give you a look, or respond at all?

--Mission
 

DonMEgaHoss

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Nothing I thought I spoke pretty clearly being upbeat with my tone of voice.
 

oneboy21

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when you sit next to a girl , and she is acting smart.
you can do these things
pretend to be busy by using phone
mirror the body language.
if she is smoking ask her for lighter.and u can even use ****y comedy here
 

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You shoulda just acted like u didnt even kno who she was

"u made my friend get up so YOU could sit down thats quite rude u know" say it in a friendly manner with a smirk. That would definetly gotton her attention...u see...


...Saying a general "hello" could easily be ignored because sometimes people are so insecure that if someone says a greeting near them they fear looking because if someone else is being greeted and its not them they will take a hit to their egos.

ive seen that **** happen haha. strange human behavior.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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00Kevin

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this girl is already trash don't even waste your time.
 

flippinfreak

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"hey whats up?"

You actually asked that question? I ignore people who ask that as well, especially if they don't have my attention first.

If I were going to do that, least I would do is bump her with my elbow.
 
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