"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chick Playing games with me? Revelation revealed today

verysuave

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OKay, this other attention wh0re been trying to mess with me by flirting at school. She's half white/middle eastern. (she would always try to get my attention btw) Ive an ******* to her the whole time cuz i knew from the start, from what i heard about her is that she's a snake/b1tch)

Things were heating up. To make long short again this is how our convo went

she would ask questions about me as if she was INTERESTED, lightly touch me and things like that

So finally today after short convo with her

Me: "hey terrorist, where do you keep your bombs"
hb: "in my bedroom"
me: "i hope their not the little toy ones"
Hb: "no, their the toy ones, their the REAL REALLY BIG ONES"
HB: "I'll even show you how I make them"

then i had to go..

15 minutes later.. i walk back in

me: "so, gimme your number"
hb: "why you want my number?"
me: So i can see how clean your room is"
hb: "no thats okay"
me: "you must have a dirty room then"
hb: "......"
hb: "OMG, i can't believe you said that.. I've never heard that pick up line before.. thats good really good. I'm going to use that"

And there you have it. No number from that attention wh0re
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Don't even go there dude. Some chicks are too messed in the head to even bother with. BPD probably.

Also, you asked for the digits way too early. Get to know her first before you let her into your life.
 

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Quiksilver said:
Don't even go there dude. Some chicks are too messed in the head to even bother with. BPD probably.

Also, you asked for the digits way too early. Get to know her first before you let her into your life.
you said to early? so, THERE IS a difference between gaming women in the workplace who you SEE everyday vs women you just meet at a club etc etc
 

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Attention Wh0re. Im not sure you want to call her a terrorist considering her middle eastern background, I dont think a racist is a quaility you want to use when trying to game a girl, unless you met her at a KKK meeting.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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verysuave said:
you said to early? so, THERE IS a difference between gaming women in the workplace who you SEE everyday vs women you just meet at a club etc etc
I think there's a difference. Women usually go to clubs to meet guys and so you, being a guy, need to act right then. At work it's different because you know you'll see her again in due time. You need to move slower because it might be awkward since you both know you work together and dating a coworker is usually looked down upon. But yeah if you're at work I would say build rapport over the first couple meetings and then try to get a number (or just go out after work) if you sense some interest. Good thing about work is that it gives you a little more time but if you don't act soon enough she'll lose interest or think you're AFC.
 
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