"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Chick feels "awkward"

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so i hooked up with a girl in one of my social circles last weekend we where good friends before hand and yea i guess it was a little weird but whatever. it felt right..... blah blah blah

anyway great

so a week goes by and the circle arranges to meet up again last night for someones birthday

i can't be fvcked to drink this weekend i need a detox so i decide to just come along for the social and drive

i arrive a little later than anyone else and a few of my male friends are already there chatting with this chick and her friends so i head over to say hi to everyone

the guys are excited to see me and we start getting some banter going

the girl has her back to me whilst all this is going on but she knows full well I'm there

so i tap her on the shoulder and say hi ***** hows things ?

well fvck me she looked at me as if id killed her first born child

i could see it was physically hurting her to talk to me

(considering i literally hadn't spoken to her all week I'm wondering wtf it is I've done wrong :confused:)

im not one to hang around where I'm not wanted so i had one quick drink with the lads and left the bar without so much as looking at her

today one of my mates tells me that this chick told him she felt awkward when i arrived and thats why she was so cold :confused:

i don't particularly care what this chick thinks of me but i can't have this ruin the circle as its one of my favourite groups to hang out in

so what do i do brothers ?

call her out on it ?

or just leave her get over it herself and i just carry on being my ****y self ?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I'm glad you said that espi because to be honest i really didn't want to speak to her

infact i was piss*d off that she was acting like that when the week before she was sucking my c0ck

she can suck on eggs now I'm gonna make a point of banging all her friends and then we'll see how clever she thinks she is
 
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