"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chick Code: I'm enjoying/have enjoyed the single life

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Chicks will talk in code. So it's up to you to understand what they are saying. Once you can decipher the chick code, you will be better informed.

CHICK CODE


"I'm enjoying the single life"

In chick code, this means she enjoys getting lots of c@cks stuffed inside her.

"I have enjoyed the single life"

In chick code, this means she enjoyed all the c@cks that were stuffed inside her. But now she is looking to settle down with a responsible financially set man that can provide for her.


This chick who's 28 (said the same quotes at two different times in her life) that I know from my neighborhood just got engaged to some dude. She spent her years banging dudes and partying all the time. She enjoyed her single life and going through different boyfriends. Even cheated on a few of them. Now she's getting older and needs the support of a provider. Turns out the guy she's going to marry is a 35 year old who has a great job with a multimillion dollar home.

I guess he thinks he has his "trophy wife" to complete himself. Funny thing is that his trophy has been passed around to tons of dudes. Probably thinks he has the perfect wife. She will have this dude to provide, but that won't prevent her from riding some other dude when he's not around :crackup:

Just the life of a hot chick who had everything handed to her on a silver platter

Understand chick code so you don't become a provider too.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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That's why when I start getting wealthy, I'm planning to avoid outward displays of success. David DeAngelo had a wealthy guy bring up that exact issue: they would pick up a DTF girl from the bar and take her to his big house, and they they'd instantly shift gears to try to get him to "put a ring on it" so to speak.
 
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Vice said:
That's why when I start getting wealthy, I'm planning to avoid outward displays of success. David DeAngelo had a wealthy guy bring up that exact issue: they would pick up a DTF girl from the bar and take her to his big house, and they they'd instantly shift gears to try to get him to "put a ring on it" so to speak.
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No doubt that they do that. Probably stick around with the sucker for a few years or so, (with another dude in the shadows), maybe have a kid, then divorce the dude and take him for half his worth. They are relatively still young so they can get a dude they want to be with and live life. Don't think that doesn't happen either.

Some guys that don't look so good fake having a rich lifestyle so they can get chicks as well. It's best not to let the gold diggers and hoes in on that you are well off.
 
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rascal99v said:
Chicks will talk in code. So it's up to you to understand what they are saying. Once you can decipher the chick code, you will be better informed.

CHICK CODE


"I'm enjoying the single life"

In chick code, this means she enjoys getting lots of c@cks stuffed inside her.

"I have enjoyed the single life"

In chick code, this means she enjoyed all the c@cks that were stuffed inside her. But now she is looking to settle down with a responsible financially set man that can provide for her.


This chick who's 28 (said the same quotes at two different times in her life) that I know from my neighborhood just got engaged to some dude. She spent her years banging dudes and partying all the time. She enjoyed her single life and going through different boyfriends. Even cheated on a few of them. Now she's getting older and needs the support of a provider. Turns out the guy she's going to marry is a 35 year old who has a great job with a multimillion dollar home.

I guess he thinks he has his "trophy wife" to complete himself. Funny thing is that his trophy has been passed around to tons of dudes. Probably thinks he has the perfect wife. She will have this dude to provide, but that won't prevent her from riding some other dude when he's not around :crackup:

Just the life of a hot chick who had everything handed to her on a silver platter

Understand chick code so you don't become a provider too.
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Yup, she will be banging the gardener while he is at work making the money, lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Chicks divide the number of guys they have slept with by 10. Guys multiply it by 10.
 
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