"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Chick at work

Thatfeel21

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Ok..ive been working with this chick for the past 4 months..shes had a boyfriend the whole time but every single day, and i mean every day she flirts with me non-stop and grabs/touches my ass as if its hers...i took that as a huge IOI but then i asked her to chill and she said she cant cuz she has a man...so i backed off for a while and laid back but shes always kept up the 'groping and flirting' haha..the thing is, ive always been a ****y bastard (jerk) at work but she seems to like it...is she just a ****tease looking for attention or is she expecting me jump thru hoops to fuk her like a true jerk and move on? i really can't call it..:confused:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I had a similar situation a couple of years back. Didn't end very well, but luckily for me I ended up quitting and getting a new job, where I learned my lesson with workplace flirting.
"Flirt, but don't date"

Let her do it, if that kind of thing is tolerated at your place of employment, and you really don't care. Her personality really just may be like that (touchy, flirty etc.) But once again, I must strongly advise you AGAINST reciprocating at work, getting involved too much in her b/f life (emotional tampon), or anything that could get you fired.
 

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i hear ya Lord..shes not much (HB 4.5), ive been at my job for a WHILE i cant be fired...my gut feeling has always said blow her off but its tough when its every single day and i want pu$$y..she lets me touch her all over too but i rather fukk her than just grope her all day.
 

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If she lets you touch her, you want it, and she has a b/f?
WTF? Dude, she's toying with you to see what you'll do.

I would handle it by distancing yourself (dont touch her as much) and make her hang out with you (obviously not physically make her, but by freezing her out she might wanna hang). Outside of work, you'll have more wiggle room and better gauge if you can AMOG the b/f, if thats really what you're gunning for with a WARPIG.

Once again though, I will advise you to NOT date this girl or string her along for the pvssy. You have been at your job for what seems to be a pretty decent time, and women have the potential to get very scornful.
 

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Ugh... shes hideous you can do better.

Reminds me of military chicks.. ****in swamp donkeys but they flirt and tease and get turned into pin cushions like you wouldnt believe. Dude concentrate your efforts elsewhere. Ugly chicks shouldn't require any hoop jumping.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Lord Shinra said:
If she lets you touch her, you want it, and she has a b/f?
WTF? Dude, she's toying with you to see what you'll do.

I would handle it by distancing yourself (dont touch her as much) and make her hang out with you (obviously not physically make her, but by freezing her out she might wanna hang). Outside of work, you'll have more wiggle room and better gauge if you can AMOG the b/f, if thats really what you're gunning for with a WARPIG.

Once again though, I will advise you to NOT date this girl or string her along for the pvssy. You have been at your job for what seems to be a pretty decent time, and women have the potential to get very scornful.
ehh..ive ran into her outside of work she could pass as a HB 6..but yeah, sometimes its hard to distance/ignore her when whenever im around her i know im gonna get touched...im strongly thinking about doing the No- contact rule to see if she starts to gravitates toward me..by the way i have NO plates spinning rite because im on winter break which is why its even shes even on my mind
 
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