Chick at work considering asking out.

[parkthebus]

@marmel75 scarcity mentality

 

[dustmuffin]

Like i said im pretty sure im above her SMV shes a little husky but cute. Can i just say "if i pass the test u supplyin the drinks" that cool when i take test again??

Make that bovine moo and milk her teets....

 

[marmel75]

@marmel75 scarcity mentality

OP is Spending way too much time worrying about a fat chick...

 

[Shootin4Dreams]

Ok i just like i said wouldnt be fan of getting rejected by a lower value chick and other girls be like okay wow that's all. Right now im in development mode im not 100 percent there yet but i got confidence like i said inlocked eyes with her for like 3 seconds she stayed. So i can just ask her when i move say. "Im gonna be moving offices i wont be here anymore lets go out for some drinks"??

 

[YawataNoKami]

Rule of thumb: Never date co workers.

 

[Shootin4Dreams]

When i pass test ill be moved to another office wont see her anymore at work when i move

 

[marmel75]

Rule of thumb: Never date co workers.

My rule of thumb...never date fat chicks, lol

 

[Shootin4Dreams]

Im starting from scratch need practice. So its cool to try ask out when i move offices?

 

[parkthebus]

Yeah do that @Shootin4Dreams

 

[Maximus Rex]

Why you so negative?

What the f*ck the you ask for then?

The girls like me and say im funny they love that i keep it 100

The sad part is that you're completely and totally obvious of the fact that the previous statement made you sound just like the attention wh*ring b*tches that we go so hard on.

and they don't take anything wrong.

Today. They don't take anything wrong today; but like I said, all it takes for the wrong b*tch to take offense on the wrong day. Sexual harassment is analogous to allegations of child or rape in that there's a automatically a presumption of guilt and it's up to you to prove that you didn't do the sh*t.

Also, I need practice and tao of badass said to do a lot of banter in workplace?

You're stupid muthaf*cka. There's a distinct difference between being a fun, cordial guy that makes being at work a pleasant experience and jeopardizing your employment with inappropriate behavior. If you want to practice with chicks do it in places where 1) you don't run the risk of your co-workers knowing your personal business better than you do. 2) where the source of your income isn't jeopardized.

Listen when i pass my test they will move me to another office

So you're establishing a pattern of unprofessional behavior at your new job from the jump?

So wouldn't it be coo?l I can ask girl out when I move?

So i can just ask her when i move say, "I'm gonna be moving offices i won't be here anymore lets go out for some drinks"??

I'm starting from scratch need practice. So its cool to try ask out when i move offices?

Dude doesn't seem to understand that just because he's going to be in a different location, he'e going still going to be in the same company. As I said before, this could be especially problematic because it would be noted that he was trying to holla at chicks in the company throughout his tenure from office to office. However, you seem to have your heart set on banging your fat co-worker. I at least hope that she's a cute fat girl with big titties. On that note, you could be a pal and post of pic of Miss Piggy.

 

[Shootin4Dreams]

Look right now I have mot much going on in life this is only main source being around lot of women I am usually not. Our boss said she worked converges with boyfriend so people have done it. I dont see prob if she gives me good vibes next week I'm fun lighthearted guy. None of them have been negative towards me and she hasn't hired any other guys. She said we needed some testosterone in here to level it out and laughed.

 

[Shootin4Dreams]

Ok I'm kinda seeing your point because she friends with boss and other ghetto girl working desk. You sayin if I use her for sex or she find out I'm player she mad or I dump her she gossip to boss or friend and they fire me?

 

[Maximus Rex]

OK, I'm kinda seeing your point, because she friends with boss and other ghetto girl working desk. You're sayin' if I use her for sex, or she finds out that I'm player she could get mad or if I dump her, she might gossip to the boss or her friend and they might fire me?

That's the worst case scenario, however, you can best believe that they'll know every f*cking detail of the date. What you wore, if you were late, what kind of place you went to, how much you spent, the topic of conversation, how well your conversation skills were, if you tried to make a move, if your attempt to close was lame or not. Also, supposing that you do hit, they'll know all of the details about that. What your place looks like, if your place is clean, your action figure collection, what kind of bed you have, your body type, the length of your unit and what it looks like and if you blew her back out like you're suppose to. Women talk and since she's cool with all of these people, do you really want relative strangers knowing all of these intimate details about you especially when you're trying to establish a professional working relationship with them. You also have to factor in that one those people is an authority figure at your place of employment who can have an impact on your career advancement.

 

[parkthebus]

Meh dont listen to Rex HD tends to be negative. Positive personalities see opportunity but negative see potential got failure.

 

[Shootin4Dreams]

I want to give it a shot even though i agree i will keep back of mind be laid back and cool with girl and keep her in rotation as plate if i can get with her.

 

[Jetleg]

you're thinking about her too much already, just do whatever the f*ck you want, if you fail you learn from the experience.

but if you like your job, i'd pass on it.

 

[Maximus Rex]

Meh dont listen to Rex HD tends to be negative. Positive personalities see opportunity but negative see potential got failure.

You're as even more of a dumb f*ck than the OP. What's so negative about what I said? Dude said that the fat chick was cool with some ratchet co-worker and the supervisor. We all that friends talk. How does it benefit him to a the subject of workplace gossip? Besides, you just lost all of your credibility buy encouraging fellow board members to pursue not only ço-workers, but fat chicks.

I want to give it a shot even though i agree i will keep back of mind be laid back and cool with girl and keep her in rotation as plate if i can get with her.

Why is it so important for you to f*ck a fat chick?

 

[NSX-R]

Rule number 21 : never date coworkers

 

[Lozboss]

OP is an idiot. Just ban his account. Fool doesn't listen to advice.

for those of you who have a Brain:

DO NOT DATE THOSE WHO YOU WORK WITH. Sh*tting where you eat.

 

[parkthebus]

@Maximus Rex why so angry?