marmel75
Master Don Juan
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I had a first happen to me...I go to a chain of gyms called Fitness 19, of which there are 5 in my area. Today I ended up going to the one I usually go to when I work out with my buddy, even though he wasn't there because it was open til 3pm and mine closed at 1pm, which I wasn't going to make.
So I end up finishing literally as the gym closes, I was completely exhausted after doing timed Escalated Density Blocks for 53 minutes, ending up somewhere north of 76,000 lbs lifted in that time. Shirt and sweatshirt was soaked in sweat and I smelled horrible even though I had degree deoderant on and cologne(should have taken the degree challenge, they would have definitely lost).
So its me, this kinda taller thin but in shape chick on a bike and the dude that works there getting ready to leave, we were the only ones left. I still had my headphones on and music going, and I am not even focused on anything other than getting to the car and getting home.
So the chick goes out first and is sitting on the bike and starts talking. I only know cause one of my earbuds fell off as I went around the car to get in the passenger side. By this time I was already past her and had my back to her, and thought she was either talkng to the dude that worked there or someone on her phone. So I get to my car door and look up and she is looking directly at me with this completely sh*tty look on her face, and goes "Are you even listening to me??" I tell her I had my headphones on, and she says "You only had one of them on, I'm not stupid!". I then tell her I didn't know she was talking to me and she says "Yes you did, I'm not stupid!!" I just kind of stood there with this stunned look on my face I guess and she shakes her head and says "Why are all the cute guys I meet liars and a@@holes!?", gets on her bike and storms off before I even had a chance to say anything.
Psycho chick, but apparently she was trying to open me although I had no idea she was even talking to me and didn't say anything to her at all while at the gym...what the hell is that about?? Got a good laugh from it anyways...
This coming the day after we were out at a club in the VIP celebrating a buddies birthday(there were about 13-15 of us), and end up meeting two strippers(we were at a lounge/club not strip club) because every hot chick that walked by we were grabbing and telling them to open their mouths and taking the bottles we had(grey goose whipped vanilla vodka with the pour spouts) and pouring it in their mouths...I was in charge of grabbing the girls and getting them to come over there as they walked by...
then I would make all kinds of comments depending on how good they did keeping it in their mouth like "Damn! Didnt spill a drop, are you always this good at swallowing?" So these two girls we grabbed turned out to be strippers which we didn't know about til later and the first one(super hot, probably like 9/10 with a banging body, smaller, natural tits) ends up taking a lot and swallowing it while we were pouring it in cause you could see her throat moving, and I was like, "Damn girl, are you a pro or something? You didn't spill a drop, do you always do such a good job of swallowing?" and looked her dead in the eye with this smirky smile on my face.
She gives me this naughty smile and puts her hand on my chest and starts rubbing it, gets right up on me and says "Maybe you should find out for yourself later" and says "Here take down my number". Then they left and were dancing and grinding on a bunch of other dudes throughout the night, so I figure they probably gave out their numbers a whole bunch of other times too...not sure if its worth even going down that road, but its enticing because this might be one of the few girls I've met that would be able to keep up with me(she was in really good shape, had six pack abs and was flaunting them). Will probably see what happens, but am not expecting anything to come of it, although if anything does, I am going to make this chick squirt so many times she will be dehydrated and be begging me to stop so she can get a drink of water....hahaha
So I end up finishing literally as the gym closes, I was completely exhausted after doing timed Escalated Density Blocks for 53 minutes, ending up somewhere north of 76,000 lbs lifted in that time. Shirt and sweatshirt was soaked in sweat and I smelled horrible even though I had degree deoderant on and cologne(should have taken the degree challenge, they would have definitely lost).
So its me, this kinda taller thin but in shape chick on a bike and the dude that works there getting ready to leave, we were the only ones left. I still had my headphones on and music going, and I am not even focused on anything other than getting to the car and getting home.
So the chick goes out first and is sitting on the bike and starts talking. I only know cause one of my earbuds fell off as I went around the car to get in the passenger side. By this time I was already past her and had my back to her, and thought she was either talkng to the dude that worked there or someone on her phone. So I get to my car door and look up and she is looking directly at me with this completely sh*tty look on her face, and goes "Are you even listening to me??" I tell her I had my headphones on, and she says "You only had one of them on, I'm not stupid!". I then tell her I didn't know she was talking to me and she says "Yes you did, I'm not stupid!!" I just kind of stood there with this stunned look on my face I guess and she shakes her head and says "Why are all the cute guys I meet liars and a@@holes!?", gets on her bike and storms off before I even had a chance to say anything.
Psycho chick, but apparently she was trying to open me although I had no idea she was even talking to me and didn't say anything to her at all while at the gym...what the hell is that about?? Got a good laugh from it anyways...
This coming the day after we were out at a club in the VIP celebrating a buddies birthday(there were about 13-15 of us), and end up meeting two strippers(we were at a lounge/club not strip club) because every hot chick that walked by we were grabbing and telling them to open their mouths and taking the bottles we had(grey goose whipped vanilla vodka with the pour spouts) and pouring it in their mouths...I was in charge of grabbing the girls and getting them to come over there as they walked by...
then I would make all kinds of comments depending on how good they did keeping it in their mouth like "Damn! Didnt spill a drop, are you always this good at swallowing?" So these two girls we grabbed turned out to be strippers which we didn't know about til later and the first one(super hot, probably like 9/10 with a banging body, smaller, natural tits) ends up taking a lot and swallowing it while we were pouring it in cause you could see her throat moving, and I was like, "Damn girl, are you a pro or something? You didn't spill a drop, do you always do such a good job of swallowing?" and looked her dead in the eye with this smirky smile on my face.
She gives me this naughty smile and puts her hand on my chest and starts rubbing it, gets right up on me and says "Maybe you should find out for yourself later" and says "Here take down my number". Then they left and were dancing and grinding on a bunch of other dudes throughout the night, so I figure they probably gave out their numbers a whole bunch of other times too...not sure if its worth even going down that road, but its enticing because this might be one of the few girls I've met that would be able to keep up with me(she was in really good shape, had six pack abs and was flaunting them). Will probably see what happens, but am not expecting anything to come of it, although if anything does, I am going to make this chick squirt so many times she will be dehydrated and be begging me to stop so she can get a drink of water....hahaha
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