"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chick Alwaysss Testing at work. BUt I call her on her B.S.

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theres this chick always testing on everything. I call on her bull Sh1t whenever she does it.. and specially when it is obvious.

For example:
SHe's carrying a bag of something that she can normally carry.. she would still ask for my help out of all the people in "HER DEPARTMENT". I would respond by saying "common, you can normally do that on your own. You don't need my help" then she would push it more by saying "PLEASEE PLEASEE, COMMON, PLEASE"

or

I would be talking on my phone and she would try to get my attention just to "ASK FOR THE TIME" !!!!!!!!!! LOL...

SO, when a chick asks you a favor then says "PLEASEE PLEAASE, common please"

would you do it or still refuse to by calling on her B.S.

P.S.
Back then I would have done what any girl asked me to do. But after being here on sosuave, i see everything clearly like the matrix when NEO started seeing the 1010100010101 everywhere.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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No the difference is normal people only ask for your help when it involves something they can't do themselves. I have exactly the same situation at work right now, this loud mouthed biotch has everyone else doing her work for her and i heard her bragging about it to her boss.
Of course all the AFCs at work love being her b1tch.

I'm straight up ignoring her now, and i'm gonna bring in an ipod starting this week so i don't have to listen to her at all.

If she asks you to carry something for her just say: Sorry, i have work to do. Continue doing your work while she whines. If she continues... tell HR that's she's harassing you.
 
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It's simple. If it was a guy, would you do it? Normally I'm a pretty helpful person, so if they ask for help with something they'll get it. It's not a matter of being a pushover, but it's not a lot of trouble to help someone.

What you can do if you want is to **** test her back by asking her to help you and using the same kind of "PLEEEAASSEEE" ^_^
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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