"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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chelsea clinton,looking fat

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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dasein

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How utterly disgusting that entire family is. They are exemplars of what is wrong with this country and with the machine politics government we labor under. Whenever I see Chelsea Clinton, I think "there goes Meadow Soprano."
 

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Ugh!

She's looking more and more like trailer trash.

Would certainly NOT hit that!
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Bible_Belt

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She's about to be the only woman who's ever been the president's daughter twice.

When I was in high school, my gf was the daughter of the third richest guy in town. The #1 richest guy did have a wh0re of a daughter, but she was older than me and wouldn't talk to me. My gf's dad was a complete d!ckhead. He would make fun of me for working at Wendy's (wtf I'm 16?), and he had a mansion but was too cheap to turn on the heat in the winter. And that's probably why I enjoyed fvcking his daughter so much - in his Porsche, on his desk, anywhere creative I could think of.

So I imagine I'd fvck the president's daughter no matter what she looked like - that's just how I view authority figures :)
 

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I'd hit her from the back but those teeth ain't going anywhere near my c#ck no way
 
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