"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
chelsea clinton,looking fat
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
How utterly disgusting that entire family is. They are exemplars of what is wrong with this country and with the machine politics government we labor under. Whenever I see Chelsea Clinton, I think "there goes Meadow Soprano."
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I'd hit it.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
She's about to be the only woman who's ever been the president's daughter twice.
When I was in high school, my gf was the daughter of the third richest guy in town. The #1 richest guy did have a wh0re of a daughter, but she was older than me and wouldn't talk to me. My gf's dad was a complete d!ckhead. He would make fun of me for working at Wendy's (wtf I'm 16?), and he had a mansion but was too cheap to turn on the heat in the winter. And that's probably why I enjoyed fvcking his daughter so much - in his Porsche, on his desk, anywhere creative I could think of.
So I imagine I'd fvck the president's daughter no matter what she looked like - that's just how I view authority figures
When I was in high school, my gf was the daughter of the third richest guy in town. The #1 richest guy did have a wh0re of a daughter, but she was older than me and wouldn't talk to me. My gf's dad was a complete d!ckhead. He would make fun of me for working at Wendy's (wtf I'm 16?), and he had a mansion but was too cheap to turn on the heat in the winter. And that's probably why I enjoyed fvcking his daughter so much - in his Porsche, on his desk, anywhere creative I could think of.
So I imagine I'd fvck the president's daughter no matter what she looked like - that's just how I view authority figures
logicallefty
Moderator
I'd hit her from the back but those teeth ain't going anywhere near my c#ck no way