Bootylicker
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guys what cool nicknames do you use on your women to keep her or them excited rather than the usual "sugar tits" lol
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
cheesy names for your women
- Thread starter Bootylicker
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
logicallefty
Moderator
- blondo
- woman
- b|tch
- stinky
- 10-96 (police code for "mental case"). I use it in a joking manor when she does something crazy in a joking way. "Dispatch, we got another 10-96 over here again"
Sugar tits is actually a pretty good one
- woman
- b|tch
- stinky
- 10-96 (police code for "mental case"). I use it in a joking manor when she does something crazy in a joking way. "Dispatch, we got another 10-96 over here again"
Sugar tits is actually a pretty good one
RangerMIke
Master Don Juan
Chef... (she's a cook, darn good one too)
Bronxy... (Yea she's from the Bronx)
Mountie... (She's from Canada... other reasons as well)
Shorty... (She's actually 5'11")
Bronxy... (Yea she's from the Bronx)
Mountie... (She's from Canada... other reasons as well)
Shorty... (She's actually 5'11")
Candypants
Dork
Sextoy
Paris Hilton
Stage 5 clinger - I use it jokingly the same way logicallefty uses 10-96.. eg. When we're playing and she's trying to stop me going somewhere and she's holding on.. "We got a stage 5 clinger over here''
Dork
Sextoy
Paris Hilton
Stage 5 clinger - I use it jokingly the same way logicallefty uses 10-96.. eg. When we're playing and she's trying to stop me going somewhere and she's holding on.. "We got a stage 5 clinger over here''
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Nice lil thread.
I call girls doofus when they do/say something dumb.
I call them woman when they do something I dont like, give them a stern look as well.
Sometimes I'll be at a plate's house and out of the blue yell "women I'm hungry, to the kitchen!!!"
I call girls doofus when they do/say something dumb.
I call them woman when they do something I dont like, give them a stern look as well.
Sometimes I'll be at a plate's house and out of the blue yell "women I'm hungry, to the kitchen!!!"
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I have one girl who has issues with me calling her 'slvt' all the time. I'm like, what is your problem, b!tch? That's a compliment.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Be careful, she may have a bit of a past to her, hence why she gets defensive when you call her that.Bible_Belt said:
Mind you the good girls dont mind it if you call them "your lil w.hore"