Bootylicker
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guys what cool nicknames do you use on your women to keep her or them excited rather than the usual "sugar tits" lol
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
cheesy names for your women
- Thread starter Bootylicker
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
logicallefty
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- blondo
- woman
- b|tch
- stinky
- 10-96 (police code for "mental case"). I use it in a joking manor when she does something crazy in a joking way. "Dispatch, we got another 10-96 over here again"
Sugar tits is actually a pretty good one
- woman
- b|tch
- stinky
- 10-96 (police code for "mental case"). I use it in a joking manor when she does something crazy in a joking way. "Dispatch, we got another 10-96 over here again"
Sugar tits is actually a pretty good one
RangerMIke
Master Don Juan
Chef... (she's a cook, darn good one too)
Bronxy... (Yea she's from the Bronx)
Mountie... (She's from Canada... other reasons as well)
Shorty... (She's actually 5'11")
Bronxy... (Yea she's from the Bronx)
Mountie... (She's from Canada... other reasons as well)
Shorty... (She's actually 5'11")
Candypants
Dork
Sextoy
Paris Hilton
Stage 5 clinger - I use it jokingly the same way logicallefty uses 10-96.. eg. When we're playing and she's trying to stop me going somewhere and she's holding on.. "We got a stage 5 clinger over here''
Dork
Sextoy
Paris Hilton
Stage 5 clinger - I use it jokingly the same way logicallefty uses 10-96.. eg. When we're playing and she's trying to stop me going somewhere and she's holding on.. "We got a stage 5 clinger over here''
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Nice lil thread.
I call girls doofus when they do/say something dumb.
I call them woman when they do something I dont like, give them a stern look as well.
Sometimes I'll be at a plate's house and out of the blue yell "women I'm hungry, to the kitchen!!!"
I call girls doofus when they do/say something dumb.
I call them woman when they do something I dont like, give them a stern look as well.
Sometimes I'll be at a plate's house and out of the blue yell "women I'm hungry, to the kitchen!!!"
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I have one girl who has issues with me calling her 'slvt' all the time. I'm like, what is your problem, b!tch? That's a compliment.
old_skoolr
Master Don Juan
Be careful, she may have a bit of a past to her, hence why she gets defensive when you call her that.Bible_Belt said:
Mind you the good girls dont mind it if you call them "your lil w.hore"