cheesy but funny line..

[organizedconfusion]

'i just saved up to 15% on my car insurance by switching to gieco..' i know it sounds stupid , but i am about to go out sarging tonight and this is my opener tonight:rockon: yyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!! i am buzzed...forgive me of my :crazy:

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

I would like to help you save some face, please dont use that. Its not cheese or funny, its just lame and unless you look so good that it does not matter what you say, the girl will just turn around and laugh in your face.

 

[XSilverStarboyX]

If it comes out of nowhere, it will do exactly what the person above said. Now lets say for whatever reason she said she had good news you could say that and it might work

 

[check_mate_kid_uk]

If it comes out of nowhere, it will do exactly what the person above said. Now lets say for whatever reason she said she had good news you could say that and it might work

Well sure, under the right circumstances, like the one you mentioned, it would get a laugh. The problem is, that the original poster says he plans to use this as an opener!

 

[silverwex]

lol @ organizedconfusion

How did it go after?

 

[organizedconfusion]

LOL, i used it all night and it worked wonders. i just stood there blank faced and recited it just like the commercial :yes: got alot of laughs,smiles and WTF's but all in all , just harmless fun and it reminded me that 'nothing matters' ,just go with the flow and anything works if you just run with it :rock: ,well then again i got everything else congruent and it's all about the package and delivery... hell, waitresses ask me 'hows it going' and i usually tell them that my dog just died..did my dog just die? of course not, i don't even have a dog! but i more often then not get a playfully sympathetic face 'ohh, you poor baby' a rub or pat on the back..sometimes a free drink,and always plenty of flirty conversation..what? call me an attention wh0re, i don't care:woo: well, i am playfull at nature and alot of this stuff works for me because i can easily run with it without feeling self-concious and knack for making things look 'cute'.Rememeber when you were a kid and your mom would ask you something and then you'd just give her a smart remark and then smile & act cute? and then she'd say something like 'don't think your soo cute!" and get really aggitated and pull your ear and spank you? well, it's the same type of playfull defiant attitude as that :rock: , it's about pushing those buttons inside her and triggering a reaction,may not work for everyone but works for me :woo:

 

[Docs]

Everything moves!!! Ahh!

 

[brosnake]

organizedconfusion- I like your posts dude.

Here's a line a think you might like. I was giving a girl a back massage and at one point she turned around and asked me, "You're good at this, are you like a professional or something?"

"No, but I did at a Holiday Inn Express last night," I replied. I was trying not to laugh when I was delivering it. You know when you are about to say some stupidly hilarious sh1t and its so money that even the mere thought of saying that out loud is funny? It was like that.

I have a friend from the South that lives here in CA now, and whenever he gets asked what he does for a living he says, "Makin' dreams come true" in a thick ass Texas accent. I've stolen that one a couple times as well (with bad Southern accent).

 

[organizedconfusion]

thanks dude..
i just might use that response next weekend, and really thicken up the accent a bit! LOL!


P.S. girls love that lil Gecko :crazy: ... or not

 

[ethnomethodologist]

Where's checkmatekid, he seemed to want to blow your line out of the water.

I would have told you to play it good/news bad news first though. Throw in some C+F for the bad news, and the geico line for the bad news.

I use the line once in a while just for a 'get out of jail free' card. I can say anytthing ****ed up that I want, than throw the line in and they know I'm screwing around.