"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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cheesy but funny line..

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'i just saved up to 15% on my car insurance by switching to gieco..' i know it sounds stupid , but i am about to go out sarging tonight and this is my opener tonight:rockon: yyyyyeeeeeaaaaahhhhh!!! i am buzzed...forgive me of my :crazy:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I would like to help you save some face, please dont use that. Its not cheese or funny, its just lame and unless you look so good that it does not matter what you say, the girl will just turn around and laugh in your face.
 

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If it comes out of nowhere, it will do exactly what the person above said. Now lets say for whatever reason she said she had good news you could say that and it might work
 

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XSilverStarboyX said:
If it comes out of nowhere, it will do exactly what the person above said. Now lets say for whatever reason she said she had good news you could say that and it might work
Well sure, under the right circumstances, like the one you mentioned, it would get a laugh. The problem is, that the original poster says he plans to use this as an opener!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LOL, i used it all night and it worked wonders. i just stood there blank faced and recited it just like the commercial :yes: got alot of laughs,smiles and WTF's but all in all , just harmless fun and it reminded me that 'nothing matters' ,just go with the flow and anything works if you just run with it :rock: ,well then again i got everything else congruent and it's all about the package and delivery... hell, waitresses ask me 'hows it going' and i usually tell them that my dog just died..did my dog just die? of course not, i don't even have a dog! but i more often then not get a playfully sympathetic face 'ohh, you poor baby' a rub or pat on the back..sometimes a free drink,and always plenty of flirty conversation..what? call me an attention wh0re, i don't care:woo: well, i am playfull at nature and alot of this stuff works for me because i can easily run with it without feeling self-concious and knack for making things look 'cute'.Rememeber when you were a kid and your mom would ask you something and then you'd just give her a smart remark and then smile & act cute? and then she'd say something like 'don't think your soo cute!" and get really aggitated and pull your ear and spank you? well, it's the same type of playfull defiant attitude as that :rock: , it's about pushing those buttons inside her and triggering a reaction,may not work for everyone but works for me :woo:
 

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organizedconfusion- I like your posts dude.

Here's a line a think you might like. I was giving a girl a back massage and at one point she turned around and asked me, "You're good at this, are you like a professional or something?"

"No, but I did at a Holiday Inn Express last night," I replied. I was trying not to laugh when I was delivering it. You know when you are about to say some stupidly hilarious sh1t and its so money that even the mere thought of saying that out loud is funny? It was like that.

I have a friend from the South that lives here in CA now, and whenever he gets asked what he does for a living he says, "Makin' dreams come true" in a thick ass Texas accent. I've stolen that one a couple times as well (with bad Southern accent).
 

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Where's checkmatekid, he seemed to want to blow your line out of the water.

I would have told you to play it good/news bad news first though. Throw in some C+F for the bad news, and the geico line for the bad news.

I use the line once in a while just for a 'get out of jail free' card. I can say anytthing ****ed up that I want, than throw the line in and they know I'm screwing around.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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