"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chosen1

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I have so much **** going on in my life it's pathetic. One of you guys everywomanshero wrote this awhile back

"The guy she was nailing that she divorced you hoping to have a relationship with gets cold feet or pisses her off, she's angry, she saw him with another woman, heard he took another girl out, or whatever. She feels angry/frustrated/hurt, and she wants to feel better about herself so then she does the ex-husband. If the guy completely ditches her, she may even try to get you back."

This is the realest **** I ever read ever. I'm checking my ex's voicemail. Ok, first let me say that she is actling like she wants to be in a realationship with me (we just bleeping divorced) She tells me she loves me all the damn time which I don't always respond. So back to the story, I'm checking her voicemail and I hear a voicemail from an angry female. My ex who's name is toni was ****ing this guy and doing god knows what with him. She told me awhile back she had sex with him, but came back with "oh we didn't do anything". I'm like b!tch please.

I feel like the mutherfvckn honey moon is over. NOone and I repeat NOone wants to be with her. I'm at her apartment right now because she gots food. I'm gonna ask this b!tch (yes I call her b!tch to her face) one more time did she have sex with this man which I know the answer to this. She said us being in a realtionship is on me, right now I don't think I want that. I know what a lot of you guys would have done so let's skip this. Besides I'm retarded for talking to her what do you guys think???
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Chosen1

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P.S if I ask her if any of this is true she says know nobody knows me or how I feel blah blah blah. You guys were right all along with nomarriage
 

penkitten

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checking someone's email is not what a don juan does.
why would you bother asking her ONE LAST TIME if she messed around with this guy? you already believe she did, you already checked her messages and confirmed it through the one chick's message... so that leaves with with the truth of what you need to know.
you shouldn't be hanging around in her apartment to ask her what you already know.
you don't need this drama and neither does she.

at this point, a don juan would not stand around to hackle the semantics of who is right and who is wrong. a don juan would say NEXT!
 

Chosen1

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penkitten said:
checking someone's email is not what a don juan does.
why would you bother asking her ONE LAST TIME if she messed around with this guy? you already believe she did, you already checked her messages and confirmed it through the one chick's message... so that leaves with with the truth of what you need to know.
you shouldn't be hanging around in her apartment to ask her what you already know.
you don't need this drama and neither does she.

at this point, a don juan would not stand around to hackle the semantics of who is right and who is wrong. a don juan would say NEXT!
damn right I'm outtie thanks 4 the help
 

sodbuster

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My ex wife is hotter than she is and I wouldn't go over there for anything that doesn't involve the kids. STOP already. STOP going over there,stop thinking about her stop posting about her and cut that particular cancer out of your life.

IF you still care about who she f&cks or did f&ck,you aren't over her.SHE knows it. I don't care if every man on this board does my ex-wife. She is as little a part of my life as I can make her be[have kids together,so it isn't total]
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Chosen this is truly gettng pathetic, are you kidding me?
you still stressing over that broad? ewwww
come on bruh, you can do better I been told you that, why you even still "dealing" with her or hanging out with her? were the fucc is your self-respect
Be a fuccing man son, cast that b*tch aside and move the fucc on!!!

your divorced, you have no reason to talk to her unless its about the kids, so why you in her house getting bent out of shape on whose **** she sucking?

mate get your mind right, I told you start a journal and hit the field, why haven't you done that yet?

seriously man this is sad, I'm really starting to think either you have no self-respect what so ever, or your a troll!
 
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