"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Check This Situation, (One in A Million)
- Thread starter bfl
- Start date
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
PuertoRican_Lover
Banned
Cyrano is a self proclaimed faggot - do not listen to effeminates and weak-minded men, they only bring self doubt!!! If you need assistance, pm me. Avoid taking counsel from homosexuals or those who love them!! You will surely fail!!!!
CyranoDeBergerac
Master Don Juan
There you go again PuertoRican_Loser. I defy you to quote anything I've ever written where I procalim I'm homosexual. Hell, I've even outlined exactly where I stand on the issue and why:
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=47853
I suggest you read it and stfu. I'm done arguing with you and your mindless ilk. How 'bout devoting more energy to your own self-improvement rather than inciting useless flame wars on Homosexuality.
Weak minded? If that be the case I think you're confusing arrogant, ignorant Bull-headedness for strength.
-Cyrano
JustDoItAlways
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Now that I mention it, he does seem to hate sex with women with a passion that is very rare indeed, on the extreme even.
And the extreme of sex with women is sex with men. And he does seemeth to protest too much about his hatred of homosexuality. It all seemeth to add up.