"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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HB is walking in front of me in the street.

ME: Excuse me.
HB ignores and continues.
ME: Excuse me. You in the pink top.
HB stops and turns around.
ME: Oh ok. Thanks.
I continue and pass the HB so now I am in front of her.
HB: Hey.
I ignore her and continue.
HB: Hey. Wait.
I stop and turn.
HB: What was all that about?
ME: What?
HB: What did you want?
ME: Oh I just wanted to see if your front half was as good as the back half.
I continue on my way.
HB: Well?
ME: Huh?
HB: Was it?
ME: Was what?
HB: Was my front half as good as my back half?
ME: What's your name?
HB: Lisa.
ME (handing over my phone): Hey Lisa. I can't stop right now but if you give me your number I'd love to tell you what I thought of your front half over a drink sometime this week?
HB (typing in her number): Ok.
ME: Cool. Speak later.
HB: Bye.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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