HB is walking in front of me in the street.
ME: Excuse me.
HB ignores and continues.
ME: Excuse me. You in the pink top.
HB stops and turns around.
ME: Oh ok. Thanks.
I continue and pass the HB so now I am in front of her.
HB: Hey.
I ignore her and continue.
HB: Hey. Wait.
I stop and turn.
HB: What was all that about?
ME: What?
HB: What did you want?
ME: Oh I just wanted to see if your front half was as good as the back half.
I continue on my way.
HB: Well?
ME: Huh?
HB: Was it?
ME: Was what?
HB: Was my front half as good as my back half?
ME: What's your name?
HB: Lisa.
ME (handing over my phone): Hey Lisa. I can't stop right now but if you give me your number I'd love to tell you what I thought of your front half over a drink sometime this week?
HB (typing in her number): Ok.
ME: Cool. Speak later.
HB: Bye.
ME: Excuse me.
HB ignores and continues.
ME: Excuse me. You in the pink top.
HB stops and turns around.
ME: Oh ok. Thanks.
I continue and pass the HB so now I am in front of her.
HB: Hey.
I ignore her and continue.
HB: Hey. Wait.
I stop and turn.
HB: What was all that about?
ME: What?
HB: What did you want?
ME: Oh I just wanted to see if your front half was as good as the back half.
I continue on my way.
HB: Well?
ME: Huh?
HB: Was it?
ME: Was what?
HB: Was my front half as good as my back half?
ME: What's your name?
HB: Lisa.
ME (handing over my phone): Hey Lisa. I can't stop right now but if you give me your number I'd love to tell you what I thought of your front half over a drink sometime this week?
HB (typing in her number): Ok.
ME: Cool. Speak later.
HB: Bye.