Lol, rigghhttt...this is "Cod3r's girl" from Ringu... :crackup:Thugo said:
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Check out my new myspace ho!
- Thread starter Thugo
- Start date
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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Cloudtopsun2100 said:
They're not his raps.
Cloudtopsun2100
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?! whose raps then?
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Thugo is a troll who is on a roll.
He raps about his ho, which rhymes with so.
Anyone can rap and go tap tap tap
You just have to think of nonsence to rhyme and that would only cost a dime.
Yo, now I'm a rapper with a big zapper
He brags about his conquest with an online wh0re
But wakes up the next morning to see a sore.
He goes to the doctor to see what the problem is.
And it turns out he got some wierd disease that ends with is (because it rhymes).
Congratulations Thugo you are a good rapper.
But, my zapper is bigger than your zapper.
He raps about his ho, which rhymes with so.
Anyone can rap and go tap tap tap
You just have to think of nonsence to rhyme and that would only cost a dime.
Yo, now I'm a rapper with a big zapper
He brags about his conquest with an online wh0re
But wakes up the next morning to see a sore.
He goes to the doctor to see what the problem is.
And it turns out he got some wierd disease that ends with is (because it rhymes).
Congratulations Thugo you are a good rapper.
But, my zapper is bigger than your zapper.
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Dood, thats Cod3r's girl....literally. Yea, Thugo is a fcukin troll.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Nexxus
Senior Don Juan
this is hilarious
aite *****es let's see thugo n lastmanstanding battle it out, us guys are gonna be judges
aite *****es let's see thugo n lastmanstanding battle it out, us guys are gonna be judges
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Hold it there kid, you trying to get me beaten up by a thug??Nexxus said:
I can't believe Cod3r's girl cheated on him - he is going to be pissed!!! They're having a baby together too!!! This is going to be on the Jerry Springer Show - "My Girl went on MySpace and slept with My Cyber enemy!!!"
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
BlackJackal
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Man seriously, what the hell is up with this thread. Myspace ho's? Rap battles?:crackup:
So la ti do...
You too amateur
To go pro-gangsta
Ya so-called "battle rhymes"
Remind me of Looney Tunes
Played slow-mo in rewind
Take notes Skywalker
From this Jedi rapper
My meta-Force and saber
Make me the Last Vader
You not a contender
Just sit at home alone
Beating yourself off
Like bugs hitting a zapper.
Skywalker my ass
Ask Rollo Tomassi,
You should be Hand Solo
For chokin' it like Gracie.
You too amateur
To go pro-gangsta
Ya so-called "battle rhymes"
Remind me of Looney Tunes
Played slow-mo in rewind
Take notes Skywalker
From this Jedi rapper
My meta-Force and saber
Make me the Last Vader
You not a contender
Just sit at home alone
Beating yourself off
Like bugs hitting a zapper.
Skywalker my ass
Ask Rollo Tomassi,
You should be Hand Solo
For chokin' it like Gracie.
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tucking fypo
Don Juan
yo yo...
luke skywalker you think u the s hit
a 40 yr old virgin yeah! thats a hit!
you never done a chick- you dont even have a wife
goddam thats sad wigga ,just quit yo life!
you scroll through so-suave learning the ways
you've never approached a girl in-how-many-days?
your also a big loser, fuu wtf is luke skywalker?
now you like star-wars and now your trying to be a rapper?
you wish your game, was fly like mines
your wish your zapper, was high like mines!
i know your offended but the truth is the truth
my rhymes arent bs they only speak of the truth
so now luke skywalker let me tell you this,
go out there, find chicks and be happy a friend wrote this..
(i didnt mean the last part)
jk
luke skywalker you think u the s hit
a 40 yr old virgin yeah! thats a hit!
you never done a chick- you dont even have a wife
goddam thats sad wigga ,just quit yo life!
you scroll through so-suave learning the ways
you've never approached a girl in-how-many-days?
your also a big loser, fuu wtf is luke skywalker?
now you like star-wars and now your trying to be a rapper?
you wish your game, was fly like mines
your wish your zapper, was high like mines!
i know your offended but the truth is the truth
my rhymes arent bs they only speak of the truth
so now luke skywalker let me tell you this,
go out there, find chicks and be happy a friend wrote this..
(i didnt mean the last part)
jk
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That does it, I'm taking my light saber out.tucking fypo said:
Because, I think you have a big mout
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I fail to see the humour.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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thugo - you are 100% genuine pathetic loser........that pic u posted, Cod3r posted that in one of his threads saying that is his girlfriend!.....u taking that random pic, starting a thread about how u had sex with this girl, is truly pathetic and retarted - you should be ashamed of yourself for being such a loser, get off sosuave NOW
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Yo yo yo, the Doctor is back afta bangin lots of crack,
coming at ya like a fox, to laugh at yo little c*cks!
Yo wanna rap against da master, but I'm always faster,
like when I'm fockin yo mother and making her my lover,
using my tongue before my 8inch dong,
in her mouth, before heading south.
I'm a mother focking demon and I'll cover yo all in semen!
Don't mess with the best until you pass the test, cos I'm the rump riding, sausage hiding, boy racing, ass chasing, b1tch slappin, freestyle rappin, chump beating, pvssy eating, hard f*cking, good looking, white faced brother, who will take it to your mother, make her scream my name, then put her on the game!
WORD!!!!!!!!!
coming at ya like a fox, to laugh at yo little c*cks!
Yo wanna rap against da master, but I'm always faster,
like when I'm fockin yo mother and making her my lover,
using my tongue before my 8inch dong,
in her mouth, before heading south.
I'm a mother focking demon and I'll cover yo all in semen!
Don't mess with the best until you pass the test, cos I'm the rump riding, sausage hiding, boy racing, ass chasing, b1tch slappin, freestyle rappin, chump beating, pvssy eating, hard f*cking, good looking, white faced brother, who will take it to your mother, make her scream my name, then put her on the game!
WORD!!!!!!!!!
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.