Lol, rigghhttt...this is "Cod3r's girl" from Ringu... :crackup:Thugo said:
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Check out my new myspace ho!
- Thread starter Thugo
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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Cloudtopsun2100 said:
They're not his raps.
Cloudtopsun2100
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?! whose raps then?
Luke Skywalker
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Thugo is a troll who is on a roll.
He raps about his ho, which rhymes with so.
Anyone can rap and go tap tap tap
You just have to think of nonsence to rhyme and that would only cost a dime.
Yo, now I'm a rapper with a big zapper
He brags about his conquest with an online wh0re
But wakes up the next morning to see a sore.
He goes to the doctor to see what the problem is.
And it turns out he got some wierd disease that ends with is (because it rhymes).
Congratulations Thugo you are a good rapper.
But, my zapper is bigger than your zapper.
He raps about his ho, which rhymes with so.
Anyone can rap and go tap tap tap
You just have to think of nonsence to rhyme and that would only cost a dime.
Yo, now I'm a rapper with a big zapper
He brags about his conquest with an online wh0re
But wakes up the next morning to see a sore.
He goes to the doctor to see what the problem is.
And it turns out he got some wierd disease that ends with is (because it rhymes).
Congratulations Thugo you are a good rapper.
But, my zapper is bigger than your zapper.
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Master Don Juan
Dood, thats Cod3r's girl....literally. Yea, Thugo is a fcukin troll.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Nexxus
Senior Don Juan
this is hilarious
aite *****es let's see thugo n lastmanstanding battle it out, us guys are gonna be judges
aite *****es let's see thugo n lastmanstanding battle it out, us guys are gonna be judges
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Hold it there kid, you trying to get me beaten up by a thug??Nexxus said:
I can't believe Cod3r's girl cheated on him - he is going to be pissed!!! They're having a baby together too!!! This is going to be on the Jerry Springer Show - "My Girl went on MySpace and slept with My Cyber enemy!!!"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
BlackJackal
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Man seriously, what the hell is up with this thread. Myspace ho's? Rap battles?:crackup:
So la ti do...
You too amateur
To go pro-gangsta
Ya so-called "battle rhymes"
Remind me of Looney Tunes
Played slow-mo in rewind
Take notes Skywalker
From this Jedi rapper
My meta-Force and saber
Make me the Last Vader
You not a contender
Just sit at home alone
Beating yourself off
Like bugs hitting a zapper.
Skywalker my ass
Ask Rollo Tomassi,
You should be Hand Solo
For chokin' it like Gracie.
You too amateur
To go pro-gangsta
Ya so-called "battle rhymes"
Remind me of Looney Tunes
Played slow-mo in rewind
Take notes Skywalker
From this Jedi rapper
My meta-Force and saber
Make me the Last Vader
You not a contender
Just sit at home alone
Beating yourself off
Like bugs hitting a zapper.
Skywalker my ass
Ask Rollo Tomassi,
You should be Hand Solo
For chokin' it like Gracie.
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tucking fypo
Don Juan
yo yo...
luke skywalker you think u the s hit
a 40 yr old virgin yeah! thats a hit!
you never done a chick- you dont even have a wife
goddam thats sad wigga ,just quit yo life!
you scroll through so-suave learning the ways
you've never approached a girl in-how-many-days?
your also a big loser, fuu wtf is luke skywalker?
now you like star-wars and now your trying to be a rapper?
you wish your game, was fly like mines
your wish your zapper, was high like mines!
i know your offended but the truth is the truth
my rhymes arent bs they only speak of the truth
so now luke skywalker let me tell you this,
go out there, find chicks and be happy a friend wrote this..
(i didnt mean the last part)
jk
luke skywalker you think u the s hit
a 40 yr old virgin yeah! thats a hit!
you never done a chick- you dont even have a wife
goddam thats sad wigga ,just quit yo life!
you scroll through so-suave learning the ways
you've never approached a girl in-how-many-days?
your also a big loser, fuu wtf is luke skywalker?
now you like star-wars and now your trying to be a rapper?
you wish your game, was fly like mines
your wish your zapper, was high like mines!
i know your offended but the truth is the truth
my rhymes arent bs they only speak of the truth
so now luke skywalker let me tell you this,
go out there, find chicks and be happy a friend wrote this..
(i didnt mean the last part)
jk
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That does it, I'm taking my light saber out.tucking fypo said:
Because, I think you have a big mout
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I fail to see the humour.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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thugo - you are 100% genuine pathetic loser........that pic u posted, Cod3r posted that in one of his threads saying that is his girlfriend!.....u taking that random pic, starting a thread about how u had sex with this girl, is truly pathetic and retarted - you should be ashamed of yourself for being such a loser, get off sosuave NOW
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Yo yo yo, the Doctor is back afta bangin lots of crack,
coming at ya like a fox, to laugh at yo little c*cks!
Yo wanna rap against da master, but I'm always faster,
like when I'm fockin yo mother and making her my lover,
using my tongue before my 8inch dong,
in her mouth, before heading south.
I'm a mother focking demon and I'll cover yo all in semen!
Don't mess with the best until you pass the test, cos I'm the rump riding, sausage hiding, boy racing, ass chasing, b1tch slappin, freestyle rappin, chump beating, pvssy eating, hard f*cking, good looking, white faced brother, who will take it to your mother, make her scream my name, then put her on the game!
WORD!!!!!!!!!
coming at ya like a fox, to laugh at yo little c*cks!
Yo wanna rap against da master, but I'm always faster,
like when I'm fockin yo mother and making her my lover,
using my tongue before my 8inch dong,
in her mouth, before heading south.
I'm a mother focking demon and I'll cover yo all in semen!
Don't mess with the best until you pass the test, cos I'm the rump riding, sausage hiding, boy racing, ass chasing, b1tch slappin, freestyle rappin, chump beating, pvssy eating, hard f*cking, good looking, white faced brother, who will take it to your mother, make her scream my name, then put her on the game!
WORD!!!!!!!!!
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.