"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Cheating girlfriend exposed on the Radio

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"Everyone knows, you're a dirty little tart. Bye."

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
 
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Funny part is when she though that the caller (in this case the Radio Station) was actually a very fancy Jewerly store pretending to be trying to contact her boyfriend because "he forgot to give them the ring size".

Then when she ask what kind of ring and they tell her is an "engagement ring"...how excited she sounded!

LOL.

Then she was speechless when they finally told her that they are actually a Radio station and that the ring was going to be real...but the boyfriend returned it after he found out SHE was caught sucking her MARRIED boss cuck!

This kind of thing can happen in England. I think in the U.S. everybody would have been sued (as women -as well as fat people - in here have a way to get away with everything).

Very funny radio stuff.
 

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And the chick was all: Ugk... ERk... Buh... and the dude was making fun of her for being speechless and stumbling/stammering. "Yep, ugkerkbuh." :crackup:

Oh yeah, that chick was Sooooo happy....

Then,
***** K_A_B_( ) _( )_( )_( )_OOOO00000ooooo_M*****

Dude just blows her sh!t all types of up.
 

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That was one of the most heartwarming things I've heard in a while. Her gasping at the end was priceless.:crackup:
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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That was fukking beautiful.

Scary thing is, I bet things of this nature happens is 30-50% of relationships.
 

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Oh...... My........ God.

I just listened again.

The first thing this b!tch says when she finds out it's an engagement ring?

"How much is it worth!?"

Oooh, man, I thought this chick had it coming for being a slvt... GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAH - RAH - RAH :rockon::cheer::rockon:
 

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Excellent link, gives me some ideas on how to get back at the b1tches.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Well the dump was classic, but i cant help imagining the poor bastar* if her sister would not have been as honorable or if the GF would have never have been caught in the act.

Typical whor*, i liked the part about 'talk about him a little too much' should have been a deal breaker there.

Nothing worse then sat in with a women while she drones on about mr x over and over and over again, how can a man not become jealous? The whor* mentality, pish the guy had a lucky escape.
 

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AWESOME AUDIO!!!

The part about "She was talking about her boss a little too much"... When she's talking about a boy = She's thinking about said boy.
 

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How can you be that stupid? To get busted, then not think that your not going to get ratted out.

Wonder if she got the promotion?
 
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