"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Cheating girlfriend exposed on the Radio

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Everyone knows, you're a dirty little tart. Bye."

:cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:
 
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Funny part is when she though that the caller (in this case the Radio Station) was actually a very fancy Jewerly store pretending to be trying to contact her boyfriend because "he forgot to give them the ring size".

Then when she ask what kind of ring and they tell her is an "engagement ring"...how excited she sounded!

LOL.

Then she was speechless when they finally told her that they are actually a Radio station and that the ring was going to be real...but the boyfriend returned it after he found out SHE was caught sucking her MARRIED boss cuck!

This kind of thing can happen in England. I think in the U.S. everybody would have been sued (as women -as well as fat people - in here have a way to get away with everything).

Very funny radio stuff.
 

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And the chick was all: Ugk... ERk... Buh... and the dude was making fun of her for being speechless and stumbling/stammering. "Yep, ugkerkbuh." :crackup:

Oh yeah, that chick was Sooooo happy....

Then,
***** K_A_B_( ) _( )_( )_( )_OOOO00000ooooo_M*****

Dude just blows her sh!t all types of up.
 

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That was one of the most heartwarming things I've heard in a while. Her gasping at the end was priceless.:crackup:
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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That was fukking beautiful.

Scary thing is, I bet things of this nature happens is 30-50% of relationships.
 

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Oh...... My........ God.

I just listened again.

The first thing this b!tch says when she finds out it's an engagement ring?

"How much is it worth!?"

Oooh, man, I thought this chick had it coming for being a slvt... GGGGGGGRRRRRRRRAH - RAH - RAH :rockon::cheer::rockon:
 

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Excellent link, gives me some ideas on how to get back at the b1tches.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Well the dump was classic, but i cant help imagining the poor bastar* if her sister would not have been as honorable or if the GF would have never have been caught in the act.

Typical whor*, i liked the part about 'talk about him a little too much' should have been a deal breaker there.

Nothing worse then sat in with a women while she drones on about mr x over and over and over again, how can a man not become jealous? The whor* mentality, pish the guy had a lucky escape.
 

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AWESOME AUDIO!!!

The part about "She was talking about her boss a little too much"... When she's talking about a boy = She's thinking about said boy.
 

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How can you be that stupid? To get busted, then not think that your not going to get ratted out.

Wonder if she got the promotion?
 
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