"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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catsmeow' breakfast this morning:

3 ounces extra firm tofu, 1/2 cup low-salt garbanzo beans (chickpeas), dash of sea salt, blend of onion and curry powder sautéed in extra virgin olive oil... yogurt tzakziki on side

1/2 avocado on rice cake

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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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BeExcellent said:
Get 1 head iceberg lettuce.
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My family's earliest patriarch settled here, because he fell off a lettuce truck on its way to Chicago. He must have been drunk, because I'm not anywhere near Chicago.

Iceberg has a bad reputation because people think of it as that factory-shredded crap on a fast food burger. Anything is bad when treated so poorly. My grandma grew iceberg lettuce, and it was delicious.
 
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Corn beef, spam and veggie omlette with steamed rice is also a nutritious meal after a good work out. Drink it with flavored chocolate or strawberry milk as a treat.
 
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Hi Travels,
"Drink it with flavored chocolate or strawberry milk"...No,no,no,a culinary triumph like this deserves at least a chilled glass of Traminer or Chablis.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Those meals sound delicious.

I put together a gourmet cheese platter, couple of glasses of wine. Most meals I make have tomato and ask her to take a tiny taste. I give her a taste from the wooden spoon, chicks love it.
 
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