"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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CHAMPION! I L-O-V-E Y-O-U

THIAGO BRAZIL

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Our 6th "date", went to farm house to watch the World Cup Final.
http://www.sosuave.com/ubb/Forum1/HTML/016117.html

We were at the sofa, by the fire, some wine, and it happened again,... I couldnt get a bonner..

"Lets go to bed... and sleep" I said, she agreed.
In bed we were laying and we chatted for a few minutes, I went to the bathroom to wash my d*ck with warm water, to get off the smell of condoms - I think the problem is that I dont like to have sex on the couch- I returned to bed, it got warm under the covers

My d*ck got HARD, I handled her hand to "find it" she said "Ohhhh I cant believe it...
" I AM BIG! hehehehhe Oral sex, penetration - without orgasm - my bonner last for at least 3 hours, she was amazed "you are turbo!" ahhahahahhaha SHE LOVED IT, and so did I


Sex was so great! we slept 3 hours untill it was 8:35 (the match began at 8) While Ronaldo was scoring to Brazil in Japan, I was scoring under the covers with my GF.

I AM A LIVING PROOF MIRACLE OF THE DJ POWERS!

And, to close it with a GRAND FINALE, she gave me an awesome blow job


THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU ALL DJS WHO HELPED ME!

I L-O-V-E Y-O-U!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Paradox

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Congrats TB

Moved to 'Success Stories Forum'
 

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What a romantic love story from brazil We can read..Sex Sex Sex and ..sex. and ****s and pussies..and ass holies maybe?
You re out to Me. Sex is great, buddy, I agree, but You re a rough mind To talk only about It. You miss the point. I dont care about Your **** s life buddy, personnaly.
Tenderly.
 

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Originally posted by gerard:

What a romantic love story from brazil We can read..Sex Sex Sex and ..sex. and ****s and pussies..and ass holies maybe?
You re out to Me. Sex is great, buddy, I agree, but You re a rough mind To talk only about It. You miss the point. I dont care about Your **** s life buddy, personnaly.
Tenderly.
This forum is made for people to tell about thier personal success! and if you don't like what you are reading then leave! you don't need to make stupid comments like that!
 

THIAGO BRAZIL

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Originally posted by Ledoyen:
This forum is made for people to tell about thier personal success! and if you don't like what you are reading then leave! you don't need to make stupid comments like that!
He is jealous, but I bet he can get much more sex than all of us DJS in twenty years.
His comment is great! He should write articles for Esquire and TIME magazines...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJ de Florida

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Thiago,

Would you have traded this experience to catch a world record brown trout on a fly?


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Don Juan de Florida
 

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As a panamanian I salute you brazil played well if only panama had a squad like that hey but theirs always france and cuba!!
 

THIAGO BRAZIL

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Originally posted by DJ de Florida:
Thiago,

Would you have traded this experience to catch a world record brown trout on a fly?



No, I will catch a world record brown trout too.
 
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