"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Celebrity TRYING to Be Alpha / C&F + failing.

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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shouldn't kino girls on your own tv show. And i think they're supposed to pre-interview the guests. And that girl seems like a low-quality b1tch
 
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Obsidian said:
shouldn't kino girls on your own tv show. And i think they're supposed to pre-interview the guests. And that girl seems like a low-quality b1tch
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Look up the Russian Bond girl from Goldeneye, Anatopp. Obviously beautiful.

And she's ivy-league educated.

If that's your def of low-quality, who have you got left in your dating pool? God?
 
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she can't take any jokes and she tries to make the host look stupid on his own show. I'm glad to see my fellow sosuavers have such high standards in women...

She's pretty and she went to a good college ---> Therefore I'll f*ck her :rolleyes:
 
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Wolf said:
It's almost as cringe-worthy as that video where the interviewer laughs at his disabled guest's voice. Then as that happens, one of the audience starts speaking like "yer I have the same problem," and he's speaking in the lowest voice you'll ever hear.
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That video is awsome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU

Its fake ofcourse but nicely done!
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Obsidian said:
And that girl seems like a low-quality b1tch
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I wonder why you would say such a thing. Having heard plenty of guys that don’t get women, I’ve come to see that such statements often come from guys who have absolutely no chance with the girl, that is she is way out of your league as was the case with the interviewer. She was confident and in control. There was nothing the guy could say to sway her. Why is it that so many guys have this hatred for independent women?
 
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Izabella Scorupco was hotter in Goldeneye, I thought.
 
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