"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Celebrity TRYING to Be Alpha / C&F + failing.

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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shouldn't kino girls on your own tv show. And i think they're supposed to pre-interview the guests. And that girl seems like a low-quality b1tch
 

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Obsidian said:
shouldn't kino girls on your own tv show. And i think they're supposed to pre-interview the guests. And that girl seems like a low-quality b1tch
Look up the Russian Bond girl from Goldeneye, Anatopp. Obviously beautiful.

And she's ivy-league educated.

If that's your def of low-quality, who have you got left in your dating pool? God?
 

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she can't take any jokes and she tries to make the host look stupid on his own show. I'm glad to see my fellow sosuavers have such high standards in women...

She's pretty and she went to a good college ---> Therefore I'll f*ck her :rolleyes:
 

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Wolf said:
It's almost as cringe-worthy as that video where the interviewer laughs at his disabled guest's voice. Then as that happens, one of the audience starts speaking like "yer I have the same problem," and he's speaking in the lowest voice you'll ever hear.
That video is awsome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXf3wx5nPXU

Its fake ofcourse but nicely done!
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Obsidian said:
And that girl seems like a low-quality b1tch
I wonder why you would say such a thing. Having heard plenty of guys that don’t get women, I’ve come to see that such statements often come from guys who have absolutely no chance with the girl, that is she is way out of your league as was the case with the interviewer. She was confident and in control. There was nothing the guy could say to sway her. Why is it that so many guys have this hatred for independent women?
 

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Izabella Scorupco was hotter in Goldeneye, I thought.
 
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