"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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haha too true. my friend took me off-roading the otehr day. it was awesome.

and afterwards, the car was all muddied up, and we stopped at a mall parking lot to get ice cream (lol, gay i know) these chicks pretty much just threw themselves at us.

"nice car..."
 

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This is great and all. But did anyone stop to think, why are they handing out scholarships for water polo? Who watches water polo? How fast could a horse possibly run in water...
 

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Mercedes... I know it from past experiences...they love mercedes...but I dont know if they are under 40 grand or whatever...or a Ford Mustang
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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king0fhearts59 said:
mitsubishi lancer 08, its bout 13-15 Gs
Why would u want a lancer, those things are pigs. Now a Lancer Evo.......well thats a whole different story. Car is sick
 
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1954 Volkswagen Beetle... Seriously.. Chicks dig cute cars and the guy that is 100% secure in himself that could ever be seen in public in one of those..

Hell, I want to restore one, and yeah....it's gonna be Herby the LoveBug....

Freakin right...
 
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Of course you'll have to put a sticker on the back that says.. "My other car is a Mercedes"...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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1978 Cutlass Supreme with a whale-tail spoiler... Cherry bomb mufflers, and fur on the dash..... oh..... air shocks... yesh.
 

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n00bPimp said:
The evo or a 350z. my personal favorites.

They're coming out with a 370z in '09. Supposed to have 350 hp and do 0-60 in under 5 seconds. I can't freakin' wait ! Although its supposed to be north of the $35k area so thats a little out of my league.
 

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Ok the car of my dreams for what I've read 35.2 grand: the 1969 Dodge charger aka general lee

No lets see if memory serves me right:
440HP
V8 engine
0->93 km/h in 6 seconds
1883 kg
max speed of 239 km/h

This is the kind of movie you see in the movies flying through the streets handbrake style, flying over hills no wheels on the ground -> landing bumper first and still no damage done to the car...

If you drive a car from ano 2000+ into a wall you're dead, drive this car into the same wall, and the wall is freaking dead :cool: :up:

1969_DODGE_CHARGER

Then again if 35.2 grand is to much, don't worry, go for the 1973 Dodge charge :cool:, 20 grand, and a black model which is IMO best color for all the chargers; and you got some spare money to tune the stuff you don't like!

1973 DODGE CHARGER (this one has the 440 engine i was telling you about :D)
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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And to quote the man who knows cars, Jeremy Clarkson:

But do not pretend the 159 isn’t there next time you want a mid-range four-door saloon because that would be a mistake. A bad one. First of all, it is exactly one million times better looking than a BMW 3-series. And with those triple headlamps, and perfect proportions, at least half a million times better looking than any rivals from Audi, Mercedes or Jaguar.

Inside, it’s even better. The driving position is spot on, the dials look like they’ve come from a Swiss watch and the quality of the leather, especially if you have it in red, gives the impression that it costs Rolls-Royce money.

But it doesn’t. A 159 Lusso, which is the luxury version, is £22,395. That’s about what BMW charges for a 320i SE, but Alfa gives you far more equipment as standard and lots more power as well. The 2.2 litre engine is a peach that just begs to be taken outside and given a damn good thrashing. Porsche engineered an exhaust rasp into the Boxster at 5000rpm to reward the sporty driver. Alfa hasn’t bothered. It just gives you a simple four-cylinder engine that, all on its own, sounds better and better until you’re up at 6500 when it sounds like a metallic werewolf.

You can pootle around slowly but somehow you tend to drive the 159 very hard and very fast. But the engine, torquey, powerful and smooth though it may be, is not the best part of this car. That accolade goes to the steering. It’s fast, sharp, more informative than the internet and more tactile than a freshly carved stone otter.

The handling is also sweet and yet the ride isn’t even slightly uncomfortable. Which means that the 159 drives and feels like no other car in its class. If you have even the faintest trace of petrol in your veins, if you are even on nodding terms with the concept of simple, good engineering, you should drive this car. Because it doesn’t matter what you have now, you’ll be smitten. I was.

This is one of those cars that’s demonstrably and appreciably better than any other mid-range four-door family saloon. And unlike any Alfa of the past, you don’t have to machete your way through a million inconveniences to find the point. This car does not hide its gold watch up its behind. It is an absolute gem.
And seriously,


It does
...look awesome
Also on the inside
 

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I would just get a bmw 335. Chicks dig bimmers. Plus, they drive really nice and are very comfortable. A friend let me drive his 335, and I was very impressed to say the least.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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