"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Cardinals Mascot Photo Controversy

Bible_Belt

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How dare you, Fredbird? I am just so offended.... :rolleyes:


http://kplr11.com/2015/05/22/cardinals-respond-to-fredbird-deadspin-controversy/

ST. LOUIS (KPLR) – Days after a sports blog posted a story about Fredbird holding up a ‘Police Lives Matter’ sign, the St. Louis Cardinals have responded to the controversy...

http://deadspin.com/your-racist-uncle-will-love-this-picture-of-the-cardina-1705776536

Of course Fredbird, the official mascot of the St. Louis Cardinals, would be the one sports mascot to attend an event hosted by the St. Louis Police department and hold up a “Police Lives Matter” sign. It was never going to be any other way.

(Here’s where some of you are going to say, “What, police lives don’t matter?” To which all we can say is, “Cut the ****.” Of course police lives matter, but used as a direct retort to the non-controversial idea that black lives matter, the phrase is an at best crypto-racist way of dismissing legitimate anger about police violence in black communities.)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Jaylan

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Ruler said:
Where on the sign did it say black lives don't matter? :crackup:

People need to get their panties out of a wad. The thing was probably hired and just there doing it's job. Chill out.
People have been asking a similar question when responding to those who b!tch about black lives matter. Where are the signs saying other lives don't matter? There are no such signs yet people want to fake being offending by those who want justice and accountability of those with power. People in general need to just stop trying to hijack a social movement for their own cause.

It's akin to certain straight people whining about gay pride or gay rights events...saying dumb stuff like "what about straight pride.... No one says that". As if straight people have to worry about legislation specifically targeting them for discrimination.
 

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Now I want to put signs up everywhere that say "Black Police Lives Matter."

That would confuse the hell out of everybody :D
 
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