"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Captain Save a Hoe is lame

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There was a mad paty on thursday, and my one itis was there. We haven't talked in like a year. My friend kept making comments about how he was going to get her drunk and then boink her.

We all got high as fk, and I thought that my friend was going to rape her, so I kind of kicked his ass and broke his glasses.

Now I owe him 400 bucks, and the girl still won't talk to me.

I used to think that I would like her so much that spending 400 bucks trying to save her was worth it. Now that I actually owe her 400 bucks, I realize something...ITS NOT!!!!

So, no more one itis for me. I have learnt my lesson and now I've paid my tuition. God, I'm very pissed off at myself
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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eaglez1177

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Wow. I'll be honest with you, that was extremely stupid of you
 
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Your a legend mate lol.

The easiest way to learn is from your mistakes....

you silly silly man lol
 
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The burnt hand teaches best
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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pipe007

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you saved her all right
you saved her the pain of having a friend who is going to go around picking fights and breaking dude's glasses because they get close to her.

hope you learned
 
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