"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Captain Save a Hoe is lame

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S.U.R.F.

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There was a mad paty on thursday, and my one itis was there. We haven't talked in like a year. My friend kept making comments about how he was going to get her drunk and then boink her.

We all got high as fk, and I thought that my friend was going to rape her, so I kind of kicked his ass and broke his glasses.

Now I owe him 400 bucks, and the girl still won't talk to me.

I used to think that I would like her so much that spending 400 bucks trying to save her was worth it. Now that I actually owe her 400 bucks, I realize something...ITS NOT!!!!

So, no more one itis for me. I have learnt my lesson and now I've paid my tuition. God, I'm very pissed off at myself
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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eaglez1177

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Wow. I'll be honest with you, that was extremely stupid of you
 
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Your a legend mate lol.

The easiest way to learn is from your mistakes....

you silly silly man lol
 
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The burnt hand teaches best
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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pipe007

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you saved her all right
you saved her the pain of having a friend who is going to go around picking fights and breaking dude's glasses because they get close to her.

hope you learned
 
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