Captain Save a Ho

[Last Man Standing]

Men don't give hors "massages" - get that shyt out of your head!!!! It is the woman who gives the man massages - to calm the beast !! It is the woman who is the nurturer and comforter!!!!!!!!

You bastards learned this from Senor Fingers in the DJ Bible - this is n error!!!!!!

Only weak men give massages to supplicate and hope that the hor finds him favorable!!!!!

 

[Zerix]

This is hilarious!!!

 

[2Cool]

Leave, and leave now!! This will go nowhere, and why waist anymore of your time?

 

[BlackJackal]

lol, dude, the "i see you as a friend" is bad enough. That's REAL Bad.

the " I see you as a Gay best friend" is the equivalent to the room turning dark, Shau Kahn screams "Finish him!" in the background and Kano appears from nowhere only to rip your heart out of it your chest to take a bit out of it.

Lol, yeah man thats just sad. GAY bestfriend?:crackup: Wtf kind of title is that to earn? Stop wasting your time with this tramp. Especially if you got other girls lined up.

 

[backbreaker]

yeah dude.. if a girl called me her GAY best friend.. I would have to do a lot of soul searching

 

[Scorched]

lol, dude, the "i see you as a friend" is bad enough. That's REAL Bad.

the " I see you as a Gay best friend" is the equivalent to the room turning dark, Shau Kahn screams "Finish him!" in the background and Kano appears from nowhere only to rip your heart out of it your chest to take a bit out of it.

FATALITY!

 

[Cash37]

Man you need to move on to the next chick. She's got you thinking about her punanny like its the cure to world hunger.. there are other chicks, charge her to the game and keep it moving.

 

[Cash37]

the " I see you as a Gay best friend" is the equivalent to the room turning dark, Shau Kahn screams "Finish him!" in the background and Kano appears from nowhere only to rip your heart out of it your chest to take a bit out of it.

DAMN!!!!!

 

[Jariel]

The reason she sees you as her gay best friend is because you're acting like a man with no balls.

Also, you sound like a "nice guy" of the worst kind. The kind that pretends to be best friends with a girl so you can fvck her.

I think you need to be a man and ditch her, and do some self-reflection.